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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Oh, you're all such spoiled little animals!
You're lucky I don't just expect you to mouse for your dindin!
 

Simurgh

Atheist Triple Goddess
You can expect anything you want, you offensive person (you are human, right?). Just don't expect me to actually live up to those expectations. and why would I want a mousie for dindin when I can have steak tartar or a nice poached salmon?
 

Simurgh

Atheist Triple Goddess
Groundskeeper? BIrd? is that my next little snack, that bird? ...but why the coffee grounds? is that a new dietary thingy? birdies on beds of grounds to enhance the stringy little buggers' flavor? could i have sushi instead, oh magnanimous bearer of kilts and shoveler of ditches?
 

Simurgh

Atheist Triple Goddess
Serial frugalist or not, the kiltman has offered to feed me on occasion. That his culinary choices leave to be deired notwithstanding, he does show a certain willingness to be kind to those lacking opposable thumbs. So don't rag on the boy. Besmirched Snotty Misanthropic One is just jealous because the Scott has been allowed to worship the feline divine and the thieving one, oh well, he is just a simple minded miscreant. It offends me that you two belittle my minion.
 
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