Yoo juss think that cuz I lets ya lift up me kilt & gawk!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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Just give me my car keys back, please, you kilt-less Michigander.
You can't say "please" in this thread! How am I supposed to reply to you if you're being polite? How 'bout some consideration for the person that follows you?
Hey...Mrs. Rev. called and said for you to quit slacking on RF -- and get out there and finish the yard work, or shoveling the driveway...or something like that.
Oh, yeah. She also said to tell you that your monthly shipment of He-Man Skin Cleansing and Toning System was just delivered -- so you can calm down about that.
(I know. I totally cheated. I just didn't want to make that joke in the thread your quote came from. Is that offensive?)
You cheated?
That isn't offensive at all.
Tis about time that you stepped up & performed like a man!
That isn't offensive at all.
Tis about time that you stepped up & performed like a man!
NO WAY! I have work to do.
Ya know....even though I haven't mentioned sammiches lately, that doesn't mean you should stop delivering, toots!
How 'bout a Knuckle Sammich, mister?
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No bacon?
Offensive!
Btw, the whole wheat bread looks good, but use mayo instead of mustard....ewww, gross!
Offensive!
Btw, the whole wheat bread looks good, but use mayo instead of mustard....ewww, gross!
Ya see? I go to all the trouble of making you a nice sammich...and what do I get? Complaints!
No bacon? It's just not right... mustard is gross... you probably didn't clean under your finger nails after spreading manure in the winter garden by hand...blah, blah, blah...
I've heard it all before!
Tired of hearing that word.
Tired of your being tired!
(You need a nap.)
(You need a nap.)
Your idea of a nap is disgusting, especially your nappy diaper.
Been peeking under me kilt again, have yeh!?
Couldn't find anything offensive in my post? Then you shouldn't have posted. We wish you would wear a kilt.
Yer post was offensive!
Ya peeked under me kilt!
And ya copped a feel!
Ya peeked under me kilt!
And ya copped a feel!
Ode to a brick.....
Ya peeked underneath me old kilt!
Ya scooped up the contents which spilt
out'a me diaper,
ya Scot's behind wiper.
Don't blame ya, the way that I'm built!
Ya peeked underneath me old kilt!
Ya scooped up the contents which spilt
out'a me diaper,
ya Scot's behind wiper.
Don't blame ya, the way that I'm built!
Owed to a Brick: An Apology by Rev. Olting Est Esquire
My dear Brick I owe you an apology
Your posts are a tautology
My hammer and fist both suddenly twist
when I think of how I offended ye
Its true that I'm not a true Scottsman
instead I'm more of a yachtsman
my diapers are found
at my house all around
and I think of you most professorally
My dear Brick I owe you an apology
Your posts are a tautology
My hammer and fist both suddenly twist
when I think of how I offended ye
Its true that I'm not a true Scottsman
instead I'm more of a yachtsman
my diapers are found
at my house all around
and I think of you most professorally
I'm offended that you're back here to be offended again!