Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Sorry I offended one so overly fermented
I grew discontented so I left this thread unattended
Later I lamented since offense was so poorly represented
With my thoughts now mended I am back reinvented

 

[Revoltingest]

Awwww....you wrote me a poem.
Your plying me with poetry is offensive, but appreciated.

 

[Wu Wei]

That made me pensive even though it was offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

Wu Wei: An Apology for Post # 6483
I, Wu Wei, do apologize for
both my eight-sided avatar and
my poor choice of words
It is so sad that I am so
haughty that another had
to write my own apology

 

[Revoltingest]

There once was a dude, Brickjectivity.
whose coffee was pooped by a civet he
kept chained to his bed
with a toque on his head,
a Canuckistanian proclivity.

 

[Wu Wei]

How very simplistic
And so antagonistic
Yet not at all stylistic

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you poo poo my lame doggerel!
You've habits so foul that a logger'l
pinch closed his nose
with pins used for clothes.
Now, how can I work in "inaugural".

 

[Brickjectivity]

I sometimes listen to rap music
but rapping myself is abusic
still I'm not so bad as the previous sad
whose foo foo is making him lose it

 

[Wu Wei]

Your Hubris is amazing but offensive is your phrasing

 

[Brickjectivity]

Wu Wei, why must you always take offense at everything I say? Your eight sided attacks are getting tiresome, and you also continue to encourage others to be offensive. Let me be clear. No More Offensive Posts Please. N.M.O.P.P. Pronounced "In Mop Puh".

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't tell the monkey statue how to do his job!
He's here to be offensive & to take offense.
And he resents your copying his style of wearing pigeon poop on his head & shoulders!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I don't wear pigeon poop!!! You -- you wish you were a crack smoking mayor living in Toronto.

 

[Revoltingest]

And give up being the bacon smoking mayor of Revoltingibad?
That's soooooooooooo offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

Bacon is offensive
Smoking is offensive
You are offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

You are so sweet it's offensive!

Can I have your share of the bacon?

 

[Wu Wei]

If I ever find myself with any of the offensive Bacon you are more than welcome to have it...since you are what you eat and bacon is offensive... and so are you

 

[Revoltingest]

Your coming on to me is so very offensive!
(But I'm not telling you to stop.)

 

[4consideration]

I wanted to post on this thread, but all that sweet talk between the two of you made it really uncomfortable for me. I feel like I'm breaking up a special moment.

Thanks a lot!

And I don't really mean that "thanks". I meant "how could you"?

 

[Revoltingest]

And now you bird dog Wu Wei!?
So many are after me affections!
Yer lack of honor towards each other offends me deeply!
But don't stop.

 

[4consideration]

Your lack of personal boundaries offends my delicate sensibilities. Not only do you not care where it comes from, you encourage more and more of it!

It seems like you do not have the good sense to stand in judgment of others and be offended by them in really important matters, like internet conversations!