Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Ply me with puerile pleasantries, will ya?
I'm.....mildly offended.

Btw, I notice yer wear'n that bacon perfume again.

 

[Simurgh]

I am offended that as soon as I go on a spiritual retreat everything reverts back to bacon and kilts and stuff. and to mention that Toronto crack head? We could be talking about the newest implements to clean my litterbox. Or we could discuss tasty little pigeons and their various uses. But nooooooooo! We need to talk about unpleasentness and WuWu is back with offensive insinuations about bacon again. Oh please, stop that baconish trifle and talk about real issues. My next sushi delivery, or my bubble bath needs, or the thing with that dog that happened yesterday........ well, he is still breathing isn't he?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Pigeons...I know where you could get payed to 'Play' with pigeons. Hotel owners really hate pigeons. They are like miniature geese.

Please stop leaving dead animals on my doorstep.

 

[Simurgh]

I do not play with my food, you are being offensive. I masterfully approach with stealth, pounce with grace, allow it to escape once or twice so it can fell it did its best to evade death, and then I show mercy and end its misery.
That is not playing. And if my tokens of esteem bother you, give them to kiltboy andtell him they were addressed to him and got lost in the mail. No more gifts for you.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your wuvable wittle fuwwie cuteness is so cuddwy that it's offensive!

 

[4consideration]

Cutsie talk...especially when coming from roiling cauldrons of rage...is unsettling!

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer imposing yer stereotypes of roiling ragers upon me, ya rigid think'n brassiere burster!

 

[4consideration]

Yer imposing yer stereotypes of roiling ragers upon me, ya rigid think'n brassiere burster!

Stereotypes? What are you talking about? YOU set the standard for roiling ragers!

Don't try and back-track on it now. I'm on to you!

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya fill me with rage, woman!
Yer posts are so offensive, that me kilt shudders!

 

[4consideration]

Nice try!

I'm not going to talk about the offensive subject of your kilt situation. You can handle your own kilt shuddering problem yourself!

 

[Revoltingest]

There ya go again, talk'n trash about me kilt!
What next? Attack'n me haggis!?
It's chunkier'n chewier than yer thin muskrat gumbo!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Your fake Scottish accent and invisible kilt are annoying, and it bothers me when you keep talking to yourself with that fake-haggis breath.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, me breath is real....come closer, dear!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Say what you like about your breath. Until you post again in the boobs thread I'll remain the unchallenged revoltingest.

 

[Revoltingest]

You aren't revoltingest!
You aren't even offensivest!
You're not even in the running with Wu Wei, Wirey, 4con, & that kitty with the funny name!
You might win the title for "mediocrest" though.


Boobs.

 

[Brickjectivity]

You keep jabbering, but the throne was empty and I sat down. You're left outside with the roses and buttercups while I revel in the spoils.

 

[4consideration]

You keep jabbering, but the throne was empty and I sat down. You're left outside with the roses and buttercups while I revel in the spoils.

I can't believe what I am hearing! All this talk about you sitting on the throne!

We'll have no potty humor on this thread, Mister!

 

[Kerr]

I can't believe what I am hearing! All this talk about you sitting on the throne!

We'll have no potty humor on this thread, Mister!

You cant believe what you hear? You mean, you dont believe in the Holy Word Of Truthness! Heretic! To jail!

 

[Revoltingest]

You post while on the throne!
Ugh! Now I have this image of you....

 

[Revoltingest]

Geeze!
Now I know why you have the "brick" reference in your moniker!