Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Ahh who asked ya...quit your incessant senseless jabbering you over offensive oaf

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Ah. Two for two. So I did strike a nerve. Ooooh. So sorry little ones.
Grow something worthy of a kilt!

I have work to do. I'll come back later and check on all you wee ones.

 

[Wu Wei]

You offensive kilt fondler.... kilts are for sissies.....you impotent degenerate

 

[4consideration]

You offensive kilt fondler.... kilts are for sissies.....you impotent degenerate

Hey! That's not nice.

We agreed not to talk about anyone's impotence on this thread. I've hardly even mentioned yours!

 

[Revoltingest]

It's unreasonable of you to expect a naughty little monkey to be nice!
We're lucky that he isn't flinging poop at us right now.

<splat!> <splat!>
Uh oh....spoke too soon!

 

[Wu Wei]

Why would I, you already smell like someone flung it at you and hit the mark....your stench is HIGHLY offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya donna have ta make it woorse!

 

[DreadFish]

Ya donna have ta make it woorse!

What's with that fake Irish text-accent? You're like from Minnesota or something! Poser, much?

 

[Revoltingest]

Minnesotastan!?
I'm a part Scot mongrel Loper, ya gimlet drink'n corvid fish chimera!

 

[DreadFish]

How dare you accuse me of being a chimera?? I dont just repeat words, I can think! Im a real boy(/bird/fish)!

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer all over these threads....yer try'n to catch up with me post count, Mr Fish!
Stop that! It's a grave insult to threaten to depose me from being the losingest guy here!

 

[DreadFish]

And now you accuse me of wishing to depose! I would DISPOSE of you before I DISPOSE you!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your post makes no sense but I so not find that all that surprising since you appear to have no idea what you are.....However I find your confusion offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't you abuse corvids, ya bird hate'n bird hater!
(Ooooo...what a clever insult that was!)

 

[Wu Wei]

it was not clever at all...actually it was the exact opposite of clever...it was unclever ........and not the slightest bit offensive.

What is offensive is your belief that it was clever you Scottish stooge

 

[4consideration]

it was not clever at all...actually it was the exact opposite of clever...it was unclever ........and not the slightest bit offensive.

What is offensive is your belief that it was clever you Scottish stooge

It was clever. He's famous for being clever. You can't say he's not!

He's so famous, you might call him infamous...in-famous. That means more than famous.

(Joke stolen from The Three Amigos.)

 

[Thief]

Just got away from another thread.....just barely!
That damn Scotsman almost had me turning....Scottish!

Scared the water outta me willy!

Nothing like a little shock to sharpen your whit!

 

[4consideration]

Just got away from another thread.....just barely!
That damn Scotsman almost had me turning....Scottish!

Scared the water outta me willy!

Nothing like a little shock to sharpen your whit!

Stop talking about your "willy"!

Wait...were you referring to your little friend? I'm so confused...but never mind. Don't answer.

 

[Wu Wei]

Get out of the way 4con...you are getting in the way of MEN insulting each other...you should know your place...now GO make us sandwiches and sit quietly

Just got away from another thread.....just barely!
That damn Scotsman almost had me turning....Scottish!

Scared the water outta me willy!

Nothing like a little shock to sharpen your whit!

You can't let that nonsensical Scottish clown get to you.....and the fact that you are so weak minded that he did is offensive.....you don't DESERVE to call yourself a ninja....

It was clever. He's famous for being clever. You can't say he's not!

He's so famous, you might call him infamous...in-famous. That means more than famous.

(Joke stolen from The Three Amigos.)

No he is NOT Cleaver and the fact that you rush to his defense is expected....get a room already and quit showing us your disgusting infatuation with that mephitic Scotsman....although I will agree that he is infamous and I will throw in ignominious for good measure


ARGH!!!! I'm agreeing with you...I offend myself

 

[Thief]

Get out of the way 4con...you are getting in the way of MEN insulting each other...you should know your place...now GO make us sandwiches and sit quietly





You can't let that nonsensical Scottish clown get to you.....and the fact that you are so weak minded that he did is offensive.....you don't DESERVE to call yourself a ninja....



No he is NOT Cleaver and the fact that you rush to his defense is expected....get a room already and quit showing us your disgusting infatuation with that mephitic Scotsman....although I will agree that he is infamous and I will throw in ignominious for good measure


ARGH!!!! I'm agreeing with you...I offend myself

Now jest a wee bit of a moment there!.....
Oh god it's happenen agaen!.....

But it's ok....I can handle this!
Thief is ninja!
I'm gonna be alright!

All I need is my knife!.....and arms reach on that Scottsman!