Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Yer cadging fer frubies is a low attempt to gain prestige, ya ladder climb'n, status covet'n, sycophant!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm just going to ignore that post.

 

[Revoltingest]

After all the thought I put into it?
Why, you inconsiderate poodle groomer!

 

[Vinayaka]

How can some hairy unshaven unkept two-bit angry obstreperous landscaper say anything at all about poodle grooming, which is a classy act for the aristocrats?

 

[Revoltingest]

I am not unshaven!

 

[Vinayaka]

Really? If that's not a beard, I'd like to see one.

 

[Revoltingest]

I shave me forehead & me arms.

 

[Vinayaka]

Those don't count. It's normal.

 

[atanu]

I suspected you cant count. Else you would see that his tongue was unshaven too.

 

[Thief]

That's not offensive...just disgusting.

ok...so it's offensive too.

 

[Vinayaka]

Make up your mind ... offensively disgusting, or disgustingly offensive.

 

[Thief]

Take your pick.

And I am so offended by your insistence!

One stab for you.

Thief is ninja!

 

[atanu]

Can I borrow your knife? I need to stab you once.

 

[Leftimies]

I am insulted by your impious conduct of stabbing and homicide, atanu. I expected more of you!

 

[atanu]

That is your failure to judge me properly. Your failure to accept me as such -- as a stabber. All offensiveness belong to you.. MAN. I AM ANGRY.

 

[Leftimies]

Sure. Meet me outside and bring your knife. I will be waiting with my katana.

 

[Revoltingest]

You two are so violently offensive!
Can't we all just get along?

 

[4consideration]

You two are so violently offensive!
Can't we all just get along?

Of course we can. It would be helpful if you fixed us all some nice refreshments -- and put a little wiggle in your walk when you do. That makes things nice.

 

[Revoltingest]

Willie ain't noboby's butler....or buttler!

 

[Vinayaka]

Willie, I need some roses, can you go steal a few proper clippings from the neighbours?