Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Vinayaka]

Just because you consider it gibberish doesn't in any way mean that it is. Perhaps you're just poor at reading comprehension.

 

[atanu]

That is high ego speaking. Getting to read such first thing in the morning is offensive. I have to now wash this away.

 

[Vinayaka]

Wash it away with what? Pure water?

 

[atanu]

Yes. Sprinkling of pure water with mantra Om Vinayaka Namah.

 

[Revoltingest]

I hate the way you tuck in Hawaiian shirts.
They're meant to be worn loosely & untucked!

 

[4consideration]

I hate the way you tuck in Hawaiian shirts.
They're meant to be worn loosely & untucked!

It's the weekend.

Can't the Fashion Police just give it a rest?

 

[Thief]

Fashion never rests!
I got up and ironed my best work shirt!

I am soooooooooooooooooo offended by you weekend slackers!

 

[Vinayaka]

That's what weekends are for. Get over it.

 

[Thief]

Slacker!...lazy unkept slacker!

I am soooooooooooooooo offended I hardly have cause to reply!

 

[Vinayaka]

Then don't reply, if it upsets you that much. Show a tad of self-control, and stop tucking in the shirt.

 

[Thief]

Cheat! hypocrite!
You cannot be held in regard while presenting a shoddy appearance!

Get yourself up and make yourself presentable!

 

[Wu Wei]

So says the guy who spends his days running around in black pajamas

 

[Thief]

Making fun of my work attire?!
Think it's funny do ya?!

I hope you sleep well on warm summer nights!

Don't you worry.
No need to keep one eye open for ninjas in black pajamas.

Sleep well.

hehehehehehehehe

 

[Thief]

Aw com'on you guys!

I was just kidding!
Since when do you people take me seriously?

(wasn't there someone else kidding around?...)

 

[4consideration]

I don't take you seriously, but I'm offended anyway. I have to be. It's a requirement, and it feels so oppressive.

 

[Thief]

Yes!...Yes!....
That's the way ....uh uh....I like it!...uh uh!

 

[4consideration]

Yes!...Yes!....
That's the way ....uh uh....I like it!...uh uh!

Oh, gee thanks!

Now I've got a mental picture of you in disco short-shorts, ironing your shirt...with the reflective light pattern from a disco ball spinning little lights around the room. I guess there's the Sunshine Band playing backup, right?

The image. It hurts my eyes. Make it stop!

 

[Revoltingest]

Geeze Louise....thanx for sharing that image!

 

[4consideration]

Geeze Louise....thanx for sharing that image!

You're welcome! But, my name's not Louise. How dare you call me by another woman's name?

 

[Thief]

That never happens to me....
hehehehehehe

If you think dealing with a ninja is dangerous....
heaven forbid I would slip the wrong name in my wife's ear!

(not that I cheat or anything like that!...I wouldn't DARE!)