Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Ninjas offend not just me, but also home owners!
Burglars dressed as ninjas suspected in Florida home robberies are arrested - NY Daily News

 

[4consideration]

You offend me, and your neighbors!

We all know about the too tall grass in your yard. Are you mowing? No! You're lollygagging on RF!

 

[Revoltingest]

Presumptuous fool!
Me neighbors are even lower class than I, ya judgmental bloomer starcher!

 

[Thief]

I for one gave up starch.
Yeah....I arose early and iron my shirt.
But no starch.

I think of it as my contribution to casual wear.

And hey!.....what's wrong with disco balls!
I have one in my basement!

I think it's sooooooooooooooooooooooo cool!

 

[Vinayaka]

Look who's talking, ya ibnorant moliferant catskinning dogsniffing blasphemous nerimunderon!

 

[Thief]

whoa Dude!....your timing is really bad!

 

[4consideration]

Look who's talking, ya ibnorant moliferant catskinning dogsniffing blasphemous nerimunderon!

You've been hanging out with Revoltingest too long!

 

[Vinayaka]

whoa Dude!....your timing is really bad!

No. YORE time is really bad, yah unthinking pastallion nenserstooping poortiming bloke.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer schteal'n me schtick, ya thieve'n connive'n burgle'n skim milk sip'n malefactor!

 

[4consideration]

I just have one word for you, Mister! (That was it.)

 

[Revoltingest]

That was 11 words, ya no count'n numerically challenged word user!

 

[Vinayaka]

Ya incoherent conniving retrieving agenda pushing two bit son of a weedy slough monster, just be nice for once.

 

[Wu Wei]

Asking or expecting anyone to be nice in this thread is offensive you mamby pmaby sissified cry baby

 

[Brickjectivity]

You act as if we were made of stone. If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you play music, do we not dance?

 

[Vinayaka]

Them are pretty wild assumptions. Some people run when they here music. Some people don't bleed so much. Others might as well be stones, for the unbearably insignificant amounts of intelligence they provide.

 

[Thief]

No. YORE time is really bad, yah unthinking pastallion nenserstooping poortiming bloke.

You really have been reading Rev's postings.....way too long.

Take care...he'll have you eating haggis!

And typing like a drunken Scotty!

 

[Revoltingest]

A "scotty" is a small dog...the kind ya drop kick!
Don't ya be call'n me a mangy cur, ya apron wear'n, flower faced, roll'n pin toss'n, oven drive'n pie crust crimper!

 

[Vinayaka]

Crimper Schnimper, look who's talking, ya meany mouthy malicious maladious, mishmasher of a mettlin' man.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm to take offense at such a heartfelt compliment?
This quandary offends me!

 

[Vinayaka]

You bacon filled cholesteral collectin' stump, it would take words that aren't allowed to offend thee.