Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Vinayaka]

Insolent, Indolent in de skies, who cares? (But that is a more handsome picture of you.)

 

[Wu Wei]

both of you are just plain silly uneducated bumpkins....aren't you

 

[Vinayaka]

I have no idea what a bumpkin is. Pumpkin I know. Please speak English, ya toadsmackin' ne'er-intwine misfit mandrelipop.

 

[Revoltingest]

Pumpkin? Yer call'n me a member of the squash family? Me family is pretty bad, but we
ain't no vegetables, ya misidentify'n, lollypop lick'n, short pants wear'n, Band Aid sniffer!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh dear lord….you simpletons don’t even know what the "English Word" bumpkin means…..which I guess I should have suspected since you are both pumpkins…

Let me see if I can help the two of you out and possibly educate you a bit...

Bumpkin is an awkward, simple rustic, yokel….also known as a lout, a rube, a clod, hick, hayseed, lummox, oaf or a yahoo

 

[Brickjectivity]

I refuse to be drawn into such a spurious and radical conversation about pumpkins.

 

[Revoltingest]

And "clouds" now? What's with that werd mis-use'n fat man chiseled from a hunk'o rock?

 

[Wu Wei]

you are a dottering dimwitted dunderheaded dolt...and your offensive too

 

[Revoltingest]

At least I know when to use "you're" & "your"!
But then I attended a public school, & wasn't just installed in a garden outside one.

 

[Wu Wei]

At least I know when to use "you're" & "your"!
But then I attended a public school, & wasn't just installed in a garden outside one.

So do I...I just do it to mess with you because I know it offends you.

 

[Revoltingest]

So do I...I just do it to mess with you because I know it offends you.

Oh, yeah...right...& I only pretend to be an odious foul tempered groundskeeper.
Your pretense is a lame excuse!

 

[Vinayaka]

At one time I figured my nicotine worn olfactory sense organs were over the hill, long gone into the prairie sunset, but now, once I've met you, they have new life, akin to a direct hit from 3 skunks and a diseased cow.

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh, yeah...right...& I only pretend to be an odious foul tempered groundskeeper.
Your pretense is a lame excuse!

Its not a lame excuse, it is true, honest..... now I feel bad that you don't believe me

At one time I figured my nicotine worn olfactory sense organs were over the hill, long gone into the prairie sunset, but now, once I've met you, they have new life, akin to a direct hit from 3 skunks and a diseased cow.

I don't doubt it....he is very good at that sort of thing...its a gift actually

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey, you're not taking offense.
Rule violation! Rule violation!
(I'm all about doing what's expected....ever the good & obedient citizen.)

 

[Vinayaka]

Since when do you get to call the shots? Rule violations are totally subjective. Just because you didn't take offense doesn't mean you SHOULDN'T have. Maybe you just missed it, ya long-winded tightwad, bagpipe-blowing demented Norwegian wannabe.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that it took ya about 9 hours to come up with a post which offends only cuz ya claim I wanna be from a cold cold country which invented lutefisk in order to claim the crown of Most Disgusting Food from Scotland's haggis!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I thought that haggis was a curse word? If not, please try to be more clear.

 

[Thief]

I don't know for sure....never tried it.
But it may the be main cause for the vulgarity you hear from Scotties.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya canna blame the haggis!
It just absorbs flavors from our seething animosity!

 

[Thief]

That could explain the smell.