Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Sumit]

Aha. So, you have smelled a skunk? Have you? You are just bent upon offending me, isn't it?

Stop complaining, go and give him a helping hand.

 

[atanu]

Stop crying. Its so offensive to ears and it costs five times more. Will you pay for that?

 

[Thief]

Sometimes I cry for nothing.
I can be very emotional.

HA!.....Thief is ninja!

I cry for nothing!!!!!!

Cry over this!.....stab....stab.....stab.....

 

[Wu Wei]

Yeah whatever

 

[Revoltingest]

You sound like a teenager.
They are very offensive!

 

[Vinayaka]

Just whay do you have against youth, ya crotchety old misery-ridden pongy coot?

 

[Revoltingest]

Youth abandoned me!

 

[Vinayaka]

Youth abandoned me too, but I'm not cynical, angry, discontented, envious, or fixated. Besides, there are 90-year-olds that have it worse, Bucko!

 

[Thief]

Youth abandoned me too, but I'm not cynical, angry, discontented, envious, or fixated. Besides, there are 90-year-olds that have it worse, Bucko!

But you might be with your arm in the toilet!

ooops!...toilet humor.

hope 4Con isn't watching....

 

[Revoltingest]

But you might be with your arm in the toilet!

ooops!...toilet humor.

hope 4Con isn't watching....

She's eating a donut.
I won't say where she got it.

 

[4consideration]

But you might be with your arm in the toilet!

ooops!...toilet humor.

hope 4Con isn't watching....

I heard an offensive chaotic noise travelling through the air waves and I figured it was you guys...and waddya know...

She's eating a donut.
I won't say where she got it.

I'm not eating a donut. I know where you got yours. But, hey, you can use on the other thread, since you are obviously digging for a prize in there.

 

[Revoltingest]

You're letting the donut go to waste?
How offensive!
It'll dry out if you leave it in the sun all day.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yeah right...who cares

 

[4consideration]

You're letting the donut go to waste?
How offensive!
It'll dry out if you leave it in the sun all day.

Thank you. I know how you don't like letting anything go to waste, and I'm feeling generous today. I left it on your vehicle. The shade is nice where you parked, but you should think twice about parking directly under a bird's nest. Just sayin'. Enjoy!

Yeah right...who cares

I care, mister. Don't be so quick to assume everyone else is as apathetic as you!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh sure...like I'm invisible....no one ever listens to what I have to say

 

[4consideration]

Oh sure...like I'm invisible....no one ever listens to what I have to say

What are you talking about?

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh just forget it....if you don't know I'm not telling you....and I know what you did

 

[Brickjectivity]

You're letting the donut go to waste?
How offensive!
It'll dry out if you leave it in the sun all day.

I'm eating the doughnuts that I dug out of your garbage, hypocrite. Hmm what else is in here...junk mail...acceptance letter from the naked mimes club...Scottish toothpaste...my job application...athlete's foot cream...4con and Thief's underwear...Vinakaya's toupee...invitation to Wu Wei's Sumo Wrestling bout? Wu Wei is into Japanese wrestling?

 

[4consideration]

I'm eating the doughnuts that I dug out of your garbage, hypocrite. Hmm what else is in here...junk mail...acceptance letter from the naked mimes club...Scottish toothpaste...my job application...athlete's foot cream...4con and Thief's underwear...Vinakaya's toupee...invitation to Wu Wei's Sumo Wrestling bout? Wu Wei is into Japanese wrestling?

IMPOSSIBLE. Revoltingest would never not eat ALL the donuts!

 

[Revoltingest]

Japanese Jello wrestling!
Note: Scottish toothpaste is the athlete's foot cream, ya illiterate doily launderer!