Peace be on you.
Education department sent an inspector to check a school:
Inspector wrote the word "nature" and asked a student to read it.
Student saw the word for few seconds and said it is
natoo-rey.
Inspector to class teacher: What have you taught the student?
Class teacher: Sir do not worry, when the child will become
matoo-rey, he will learn by himself......(mature).
Inspector called the principal for complaint against the teacher:
After hearing all, the principal said to the class teacher: Why do you want to ruin the fatoo-rey of the boy. .........(future).
Absent minded person was keep turning with revolving door....in, out, in, out....
Some one asked him why he was doing so. He said he has forgotten whether he was going in or out.
Land grabbing mafia usurped piece of government land in a corrupt country and made a boundary wall too.
Mafia man1: What should we write something on wall which make it look like family controlled ancient land.
Mafia man 2: Write "Our family welcome Alexander the great for visiting our land"
Journalist: Since how long you have been playing hockey?
Player: 10 years.
Journalist: and how many goal did you you score?
Player: none.
Journalist: How so?
Player: I am goal keeper.