Telephone of a librarian rang at one'o clock in the night and Mr. A asked: At what time in the morning your library will be open?
Angry librarian: Why? Do you want to be the first person to enter the library?
A:No, I am still in the library, you locked me in.
Interviewer to a skin specialist doctor: Why did you choose this area of medicine?
Skin specialist: For three reasons: my patients do not wake me up at night, they do not die due to this problem, thirdly they never get cured.
Hotel manager to tourist: The rent of this is special room is 500 (currency) more than others because you can see far from its window.
Tourist: My sight to see far is weak, please less 500.
A: I can cook two dishes great; chicken curry and carrot-halwa. Here these are. Enjoy.
B: But tell me, which one is which?
A: Once I and my friend decided that we would inform each other about their respective weaknesses.
B: Result? Did you both improve?
A: No. We have not spoken with each other since 7 years after that.
A book rewiew:
The writer has menssioned some ways to liv a life in this fast eera according to his understanding...... He explains warious ways to do korruption, how to grab others' things, how to hide after starting brawl among two groups, how to forget others after getting gifts from them, how to cell obsolete items etc....... The writer mentions one of his international experiense when, once in foregn land, he was unable to find a seat in a crowded train compartment, he went out and came back and after a while yelled, snake, snake. Soon he found a full seat and slept wel but next morning he felt same surrounding outside, first he thought all station are same in this part of world but then he felt something was wrong. He asked and people told him last night a snake was reported in this compartment so it was disconnected and the train left without it. The writer draws lot of lesons from the incident.....The writer has great knowledge about sinking boats. He tells it is always useful to make another hole on the opposite end as outlet for the water which comes in from a hole in the boat.......In the last chapter, however, writer warns harms of such life style.
There is good dictionary given at the end of the book, if anyone feels neeed of using it.
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