Peace be on all.
Baby-mosquito went for its first flight.
Upon return parents asked how was it?
It said, "Fine, everyone welcomed me by clapping when they saw me"
An
engineer started a
clinic.
He posted a note outside it said:
If cured pay 500 to me, if not get 1000 from me.
A person thought it was good chance to make money. He went in the clinic and said: I do not feel taste of anything.
The Doctor: Nurse! get medicine from box # 1, and give 1 drop to patient....
Nurse did so.
Patient: Oh, It is Petrol.
The Doctor: Congratulation, so you got the taste back, you are cured. Please pay me 500. Patient paid.
The person (Patient) went there again after few days, he thought he had to get money back.
Patient: My memory is not working properly.
The Doctor: Nurse, get medicine from box # 1, and give 1 drop to patient....
Patient: But last week, it was given me to cure taste!
The Doctor: Congratulation, so your memory is back, Please pay me 500. ..... Thank you, keep coming.