Peace be on all.
Passerby (in bazaar) : Are you still searching for your lost currency note?
A: No. My younger brother has already found it.
Passerby: Then what are you looking for now?
A: My younger brother.
A lady-beautician saw the husband of her client in the bus.
Lady-beautician: I advised your wife to put face-mask of a special soil. Does skin of her face improved. Does she look better now?
Client's husband: As long as special-soil-mask remains on her face, she looks good.
A person was unable to sleep for many days. Prescription was not working. Eventually family called someone who claimed he knew way to induce sleep. He came near the sleepless and began: You are about to sleep. You are feeling sleepy. Your eyes are closing ---------- Now you are sleeping. Have deep sleep.
Family saw, eyes of sleepless were actually closed. They gave fee to the man and he left home. As soon as door closed, sleepless opened his eyes and asked: Has that crazy person gone?
Health-Care-Poem
Do not waste love by faking it ------ Use the herbal-syrup after shaking it.
His heart broke, when he lost his ally ------ Morning, noon, night, one spoon, with no cry.
Come back for healthy love, to get strengthen ----- Keep away, from children, all medicine.
If feeling unwell, take the herbs in regular fashion ----- The bottle says, it is the best prescription.
His heart will feel love everyday ----- Remember Clinic will remain closed every other day.
Child Labour
The mayor spoke so well against child labour today that many audience felt tears in their eyes. He left the podium with applause. After his speech, many other speakers spoke well too. All gave great suggestions against child labour. After the speeches, there was coffee party for guests. He pressed a ringer-botton, a 9 year old skinny boy came in, he asked for a tissue paper (while tissue paper box was placed just inches away). Guests were surprised to see the scene, they left the meeting with heavy steps and many thoughts.
All in those 10 minutes
Put 2 cup water in pan.
Place a pre-washed egg and a pre-washed potato in it.
Boil for 10 minutes or so. (till full boil)
Take both out and put them in cold water for peeling and eating.
Make coffee or tea with already boiled and energized water.
A person with large expensive car was going, he passed by a small old car and a smile spread across his lips. After a while when he saw in back mirror, he saw small car was just behind. He smiled again and pressed the accelerator, the saw the mirror small car was still very close........ Furious, he stopped the car and came out and went at back.
Now he smiled at himself. When he was over taking the small car, the side of rear bumper of his car was stuck in the side of front bumper of small car and small car had stuck with large car.