And I'm quite confident that I've shown you haven't proven your case of their absurdity beyond a reasonable doubt. Stories are the way humanity connects with each other and -- to a great degree -- how it defines itself. The Biblical stories are, by and large, stories that have been traded back and forth across cultures for centuries and, to very great degree, have a lot to tell us about who we believe ourselves to be. They form part of the patchwork of stories that we have always told about ourselves, from modern history, to medical case studies, to legal precedents, to movies, music and other art, to psychological theories, to scientific theories. As such, they cannot simply be dismissed out of hand, because they "appear" to be "absurd" or "nonsensical." Such thinking was present when people said the earth was round for the first time, or when they said we couldn't travel over 30 MPH, or when they said we couldn't fly. All stories bear investigation.
Case not proven. Defense Rests. Case dismissed for lack of evidence.
Edit: By not taking the stories seriously, it's you, not God, who's not taking humanity seriously.