CG Didymus
Veteran Member
But I found a seashell on top of a mountain. There's only two possibilities how that happened. One... the land was below the sea level and got pushed up. But by what? All that made up stuff about tectonic plates? Yeah, like that stuff is true.Noah's Ark also never happened as portrayed in the Bible. The scientific evidence against it is endless. The evidence for it is nonexistent.
Or, as we all know, because the Bible says so, the mountains were covered with water during the flood. So, obviously, all those shellfish started swimming up as the water rose, so they could stay in shallow water. Some of them got tired and stopped swimming and died at different places on the mountain. The strongest shellfish made it to the top of the mountain and then died there.
But there's other proof... All you have to do is look up at the sky on a rainy day and wait for the Sun to break through the clouds... What do you see? A rainbow. And how did that rainbow get there? It was put there by God as a promised he will never completely flood the Earth again... just a few smaller floods here and there that only kill a few people... not all the people.
But let's get back to the Red Sea... How did the Hebrews get to the other side? The only possible answer is that the seas parted and they crossed. Or... maybe one other... Suppose that Noah's Ark was docked there, and the people climbed on board and a strong wind arose and pushed the Ark to the other side. But that would have been a heck of a wind. It is much more likely the seas parted.
Oh wait, sorry. The girl I was hiking with said she lost her lucky sea shell on the mountain. Guess what. I was wrong. She dropped the shell out of her pocket when she was digging out some lip gloss. My bad. But the rest of that stuff still could be true.