Muslims: Keeping the wife "in line"

[Kerr]

So you don't think it's okay to not slap your wife?

I think its ok to not slap your wife. I dont think its ok to slap her. And I think that sentence was confusing due to the double negative .

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I think its ok to not slap your wife. I dont think its ok to slap her. And I think that sentence was confusing due to the double negative .

Wait, so you're not of the mindset that you don't think that it's not okay to not slap your wife and you don't think that not having a double negative would not be more unconfusing if not worded not differently than I had worded it?

 

[Kerr]

Wait, so you're not of the mindset that you don't think that it's not okay to not slap your wife and you don't think that not having a double negative would not be more unconfusing if not worded not differently than I had worded it?

 

[Godobeyer]

after the soft beat or would you not soft beat at all, just divorce?

if cheat she me , just divorce .should i beat her for cheating "as revenge" ?

 

[beenie]

if cheat she me , just divorce .should i beat her for cheating "as revenge" ?

Good to hear.

Ok then, what qualifies for the soft beating then?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Good to hear.

Ok then, what qualifies for the soft beating then?

Sass-mouth and speaking without being spoken too.

Oh, also talking about man topics, like politics, religion, or home improvement projects.

 

[beenie]

Sass-mouth and speaking without being spoken too.

Oh, also talking about man topics, like politics, religion, or home improvement projects.

By those standards, I should have a few hundred bruises by now.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

By those standards, I should have a few hundred bruises by now.

You just need the guidance and steady hand of a good man to train you right.

 

[Draka]

Sass-mouth and speaking without being spoken too.

Oh, also talking about man topics, like politics, religion, or home improvement projects.

Don't forget leaving the house without permission, or speaking to a man at the grocery store/market and daring to smile or act like you are enjoying the conversation.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Don't forget leaving the house without permission, or speaking to a man at the grocery store/market and daring to smile or act like you are enjoying the conversation.

Well, if you do that, what's to stop you from dancing with the man, kissing him, or having crazy monkey sex with him in the stock room? Where does it all end?

 

[Draka]

Well, if you do that, what's to stop you from dancing with the man, kissing him, or having crazy monkey sex with him in the stock room? Where does it all end?

When the baby pops out 9 months later?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

When the baby pops out 9 months later?

I'm sorry, but I can't believe god would sanction the creation of a baby made by people committing adultery. What kind of a god would allow such a thing to happen?

 

[beenie]

You just need the guidance and steady hand of a good man to train you right.

I suppose my husband of 15 years and the father of my six daughters has failed miserably.

He hangs his head in shame. :sad4:

 

[Enlighten]

if cheat she me , just divorce .should i beat her for cheating "as revenge" ?

Good! no you shouldn't beat her at all, for any reason

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I suppose my husband of 15 years and the father of my six daughters has failed miserably.

He hangs his head in shame. :sad4:

If only he had beaten you more, perhaps things would have turned out better.

 

[Godobeyer]

Good to hear.

Ok then, what qualifies for the soft beating then?

I don't know , maybe
if she want to smoke cigarate .

 

[Enlighten]

You just need the guidance and steady hand of a good man to train you right.

steady hand is key, shaky hands lead to double-wobbly slaps.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I don't know , maybe
if she want to smoke cigarate .

You're fake right? There's no way you're for real.

 

[beenie]

If only he had beaten you more, perhaps things would have turned out better.

I'll let him know. Light beatings could be fun, ya know.

I don't know , maybe
if she want to smoke cigarate .

Ok, you are no longer being serious. Perhaps you've been joking the whole time?

 

[Godobeyer]

Ok, you are no longer being serious. Perhaps you've been joking the whole time?

no ,i am serieus in this , why if you want to smoke , your husband let you ?