Hey, last year we had summer one day.
Figgers!!!
Ever been there? My wife was born there and came to the States when 6, and we've spent time back in her village with her relatives. We'd love to go back and visit some more but for health reasons we can't as we're both in our 70's.
I haven't, but my older brother was there a few years ago.
Funny story: my brother and his girlfriend were checking into a hotel in a village in Sicily. When the clerk saw the name on my brother's passport he looked up concerned and said, "Signor', that is a very famous name in our village"
My brother said, "Let me guess; famous athlete"?
Clerk: "No Signor'"
Brother: "Famous politician"?
Clerk: "No Signor"
Brother: "Phalantrpist"?
Clerk: "No Signor"
*Pregnant pause followed by a look of resignation (as he tells it):
Brother: "Famous criminal"?
Clerk: "Si Signor".
If you ever met some of the members of my family you'd understand why that's funny.