The last post is the WINNER!

[Dan From Smithville]

I'm starting a movement. People Against Mayonnaise (P.A.M.) Join today and remember to donate generously and often so we can take the fight to the evil food industry.

I don't think you'll stick with P.A.M.

 

[JustGeorge]

I'm starting a movement. People Against Mayonnaise (P.A.M.) Join today and remember to donate generously and often so we can take the fight to the evil food industry.

Where do I sign up?

 

[John53]

Mayo is only for people who are too lazy to spread butter.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

HP is a brown sauce according to wikipedia

I see that. You say that as if you don't agree.

 

[John53]

I don't think you'll stick with P.A.M.

Best pun ever lol

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Where do I sign up?

Say it isn't so.

 

[John53]

Where do I sign up?

Consider yourself a fully fledged member. You can be vice president.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Mayo is only for people who are too lazy to spread butter.

That's interesting. I started using butter on sandwiches only very recently. It was the suggestion of a British friend. It simply never occurred to me as an option, but really enjoy it as a change of pace and I love butter.

 

[John53]

I see that. You say that as if you don't agree.

I'm not a brown sauce expert.

 

[JustGeorge]

Say it isn't so.

It is so!

There is really no excuse for mayonnaise.

 

[John53]

That's interesting. I started using butter on sandwiches only very recently. It was the suggestion of a British friend. It simply never occurred to me as an option, but really enjoy it as a change of pace and I love butter.

P.A.M. is in your future.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

It is so!

There is really no excuse for mayonnaise.

These are said days indeed. The end times are surely upon us.

I respect your opinions and choices, but I think you are making a mayostake.

 

[JustGeorge]

These are said days indeed. The end times are surely upon us.

I respect your opinions and choices, but I think you are making a mayostake.

I'll have my stake without mayo, thanks.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

P.A.M. is in your future.

https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/PA....jpeg?odnHeight=612&odnWidth=612&odnBg=FFFFFF

If it must be.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I'll have my stake without mayo, thanks.

I'll have to agree with you on that one.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I'm not a brown sauce expert.

Me neither. I'm brown sauce curious.

 

[John53]

https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/PA....jpeg?odnHeight=612&odnWidth=612&odnBg=FFFFFF

If it must be.

Are you claiming extra virgin status?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Are you claiming extra virgin status?

Sure I am. My kids will vouch for my honesty and integrity on the subject.

 

[John53]

Me neither. I'm brown sauce curious.

What Is HP Brown Sauce (& Is It The Same As American Steak Sauce)? - Tasting Table

While both HP and A.1. may seem like copycat recipes of each other, the only similarity they share is that they are both tinted brown.

www.tastingtable.com

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I'm going to go have a sandwich with some mayo.