Feels like 'Groud Zero' during a nuclear attack....oh no! It's just @ChristineM 's coffee.
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The last post is the WINNER!
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Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
My dad has his 99th birthday next week...both mom and dad's sides of the family tend to be long-lived...
And then there's me...
My sibs seem to be on the path to longer lives; me, I'm not so sure...
The best coffee will give you a slap across the face
The best coffee will give you a slap across the face
Hmmm...mine just gives a nice caress...
Because they know how violent you are, bad news travels fast.
Those poor picnickers, planning and preparing for their picnic then threatened with violence if they don't run off. And think of poor little Tommy, he was looking forward to his birthday picnic and you traumatise him for life. The poor guy will never cuddle his cuddly teddy bear again
Obviously you don't make it strong enough
Nope...not into masochism...a caress is very nice waking up in the morning...
Next thing, they will start to spoon feed me.
Many years ago....I worked at a machine shop that was chosen to be the #1 East Coast vendor for Martin Marietta. I was busy working when Dan the senior journeyman machinist from a different department comes running past me to use the bathroom that was built for just two of us in my department. He yells, ' I love that poison (from the shop automatic coffee machine). It's the only thing that helps me crap!
I prefer the strong stuff, it wakes me and sets me up for the day
PoetPhilosopher
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A new day brings a new win.
Alas Romeo, a poet will brighten our Monday....
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Happy B-day to your Dad.
And you'll make it..... just as long as you refrain from hugging live bears
PoetPhilosopher
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I should have had coffee instead of tea with morning.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
So someone comes barging into your house with food, sits down at your table and you don't go see what is going on and expect to be invited.... so checking on home invaders you say is violent.....
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
No, no you shouldn't have...tea is superior to coffee, by far, in all things...well except amount of Caffeine per cup... tea has less.....but in all other things it is superior...so....basically...I'm right...you were better off with tea
The picnic area is not your house