If you can get dogs to look at you when you bark with a "why did you say that" expression, you're hired.
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The last post is the WINNER!
- Thread starter ninerbuff
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If you can get dogs to look at you when you bark with a "why did you say that" expression, you're hired.
You're hired
When I was a younger person, I approached a stray cat. He ran, of course. I meowed at him. He stopped in his tracks, returned, and wanted to be petted!
I still wonder what the hell I said to him...
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Sure. Or I could get a dog. Hey, I seriously have a watch cat. She growls and hisses at anyone in the yard. I always brag on her.I edited in that I'd make a good security system.
You need me to bark at or beat someone up?
Not sure you could afford me ;-)
Goodnight.
Maybe he recognized that you are really a cat but in human form?
Some researchers believe that cats see humans as fellow cats, big slow, clumsy, uncoordinated cats
Fellow cats...with opposable thumbs, and thus able to use the can opener...
But also too unintelligent to know taste appeal of food.
I just fixed a rattle in the car that has been driving me nuts for about 2 years. The Suzuki mechanics had pulled the dash out and next service I was going to demand they fix it or replace the dash under warranty. Turns out there's a little ledge under the dash and I'd sat a spare garage door opener on it. I don't remember putting it there and didn't even know we had a spare 
Triple win this morning
A typical good morning win #1
Im baking bread and a making quiche, that's win #2
And i feel like i deserve a win #3
A typical good morning win #1
Im baking bread and a making quiche, that's win #2
And i feel like i deserve a win #3
Well obviously, why else hang around with these big clumsy cats if they can work a can opener
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
No, at that time on my house…. The parade was earlier in the day
