The last post is the WINNER!

[JustGeorge]

LOL a vinyl record of music that I care nothing about. It's in a closet now.

Better luck next time.

 

[Kathryn]

Better luck next time.

Thank you!

 

[Revoltingest]

Demons make me sleepy, apparently.

Then you have one of the better kinds.

 

[JustGeorge]

Then you have one of the better kinds.

Its just worn out from dealing with the kids, too.

 

[Revoltingest]

Its just worn out from dealing with the kids, too.

Demons don't inhabit children.
It's too stressful...for the demon.

 

[ChristineM]

Right, that's about enough, I'm out of here, I'm off for a winning sleep.

Goodnight

 

[Wu Wei]

Well I’m about to win with fresh veggies from the farmers market for dinner
and possibly a Cha siu bao from the Cantonese market. They make dim sum and sell it on Saturday and Sunday

 

[Secret Chief]

Most of the time, I think.

I like to think of it as intellectual cut-and-thrust.

 

[Secret Chief]

MMM! Pringles!

Mmmm frazzles.

 

[JustGeorge]

intellectual

Couldn't be; you're involved in the conversation.

 

[John53]

So what did you do with the elephant after you were done riding it?

There was a whole herd of them, they stampeded a little after 2am

 

[Secret Chief]

Couldn't be; you're involved in the conversation.

I have to talk like a child so you can understand me. Night night.

 

[JustGeorge]

I have to talk like a child so you can understand me. Night night.

Huh? What?

 

[Wirey]

It's too muggy and I have sweat in a spot I can't easily wipe. Time for a trip to Ye Olde Bathroome!

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning in air conditioning

 

[Wirey]

Why are all the truly attractive girls so damn picky? So I've been arrested for public nudity at the occasional daycare center! So I think farting in a jar and mailing it to people is a gesture of affection! So I can't be trusted around anything that can be pawned for money! So I don't believe that soap actually accomplishes anything! Get over yourself!

 

[John53]

Why are all the truly attractive girls so damn picky? So I've been arrested for public nudity at the occasional daycare center! So I think farting in a jar and mailing it to people is a gesture of affection! So I can't be trusted around anything that can be pawned for money! So I don't believe that soap actually accomplishes anything! Get over yourself!

Sounds like a keeper to me.

 

[sun rise]

Why are all the truly attractive girls so damn picky? So I've been arrested for public nudity at the occasional daycare center! So I think farting in a jar and mailing it to people is a gesture of affection! So I can't be trusted around anything that can be pawned for money! So I don't believe that soap actually accomplishes anything! Get over yourself!

You clearly are hankering for a beautiful woman who can fart louder and longer than you, who loves to roll around in mud, will rent you out to the lowest bidder and above all knows you are a crime against nature.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Well, I don't want to hurt your feet...

We could sit across the room from each other and poke one another with sticks.

Pokey sticks! That sounds like fun.

My dad would say "Stop that! You'll put an eye out."

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Morning.

He who was stupid enough to eat chilli and lime pringles just before bed deserves everything that happened to him through the night

The only thing that didn't happen was sleep.

I never get that sort of rebound from chili. It must be the lime pringles.