The Longest Thread Ever!

[rojse]

well, if we mixed rouge from French with rose, your name would make red rose.

You credit me with far more intellect than what I have.

Not that I mind, though...

i happened to watch the movie Jaws when i was seven. i suffered from it for years. could not step on sand. do you go swiming? if i was in that continent, i think i would not even think about it.

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I have to know how Jaws managed to pop up in a conversation about my user-name. Perhaps the loose j from reducing Rojse to rose...

 

[.lava]

You credit me with far more intellect than what I have.

Not that I mind, though...

ha ha wow Rojse, you are such a gentleman, this is the kindest way to say i make no sense

I have to know how Jaws managed to pop up in a conversation about my user-name. Perhaps the loose j from reducing Rojse to rose...

first of all i would like to thank you for giving me this chance to use one sentence that i never had chance to use in my whole life. i've been waiting for this moment for very long time ....

it's not you, it's me


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[.lava]

but....but...what is this salty water coming out of my eyes? could it be fears of joy?


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[Don Penguinoini]

LOL! Nice un .lava

 

[ChristineES]

I saw some sharks at sea world. They were in a tank. Their teeth were a bit unnerving, even though there was glass separating us (not to mention, water).

 

[rojse]

I think that crocodiles are a much scarier beast than sharks.

There's probably a Sci-Fi movie in that - Shark Versus Crocodile... scientists revive a prehistoric shark and a prehistoric crocodile and the two proceed to duke it out.

 

[rojse]

ha ha wow Rojse, you are such a gentleman, this is the kindest way to say i make no sense

It does make sense indeed, just not the sense that I use.

I either use non-sense or no-sense, depending on what medications I am using.

 

[Quagmire]

Shark: "So you're a member of the most intellgent species on the planet"?

 

[rojse]

Shark: "Do you know any good vegetarian recipes?"

 

[.lava]

I think that crocodiles are a much scarier beast than sharks.

There's probably a Sci-Fi movie in that - Shark Versus Crocodile... scientists revive a prehistoric shark and a prehistoric crocodile and the two proceed to duke it out.

is that so?

it is medicament talking, not you. you can never do this with a shark:

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[rojse]

Crocodiles kill hundreds of people in the world each year, whereas about four point three people die from shark attacks each year. Crocodiles have a far more diverse habitat than sharks do, and their habitat is more dangerous to humans - they can live in rivers and swamps, and can survive on land, and can be quite a menace during flooding.

Crocodiles for the win.

 

[.lava]

Crocodiles kill hundreds of people in the world each year, whereas about four point three people die from shark attacks each year. Crocodiles have a far more diverse habitat than sharks do, and their habitat is more dangerous to humans - they can live in rivers and swamps, and can survive on land, and can be quite a menace during flooding.

Crocodiles for the win.

hmm...bite me!!!

sharks are very, very but extremely very dangerous creatures. you never know when or where they hit you!

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[.lava]

a great white taking off

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[rojse]

Since sharks are pretty cool:

From here and Wiki: a living fossil - a shark species that existed millions of years ago, commonly referred to as a Frilled Shark.





That's one cool shark.

 

[.lava]

yes, it is nice shark. OK, i surrender to your senses.


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[rojse]

yes, it is nice shark. OK, i surrender to your senses.


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I'm trying to agree with you here. Sharks are damn cool.

If I could have found a decent site that details the size were in era of the dinosaurs, I would have put that up - twenty or more metres long, teeth as long as your index finger.

But prehistoric crocs are pretty fearsome, too. Twelve metres long, eight tonnes.

I think the two would put up a formiddable fight, and would be worth seeing on a B-grade Sci-Fi movie. I'd call it "Shark Versus Crocodile: Deathmatch".

Or a prehistoric croc let loose in the canals of a major city, done in the vein of a cheap Jaws rip-off, but with a crocodile instead.

How could those not work as movies?

 

[Don Penguinoini]

Meeh!!!

 

[.lava]

I'm trying to agree with you here. Sharks are damn cool.

If I could have found a decent site that details the size were in era of the dinosaurs, I would have put that up - twenty or more metres long, teeth as long as your index finger.

But prehistoric crocs are pretty fearsome, too. Twelve metres long, eight tonnes.

I think the two would put up a formiddable fight, and would be worth seeing on a B-grade Sci-Fi movie. I'd call it "Shark Versus Crocodile: Deathmatch".

Or a prehistoric croc let loose in the canals of a major city, done in the vein of a cheap Jaws rip-off, but with a crocodile instead.

How could those not work as movies?

what's your favorite horror movie? your latest favorite? i think wordly creatures are not good enough to scare people anymore or have their attention. it worked in 80's but now a giant spider or giant shark...etc could only make people laugh. there should be something unexpected in the movie to make it interesting. ohh i remember a Tarantino movie "from dusk till dawn" i guess, that movie really surprised me. in the middle of it, all of a sudden it turned into vampire movie that was fun and really unexpected.

you're trying to agree with me. i do not know what to say thank you! you're nice.


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[ChristineES]

In '78, when I was 12, My friend and I sneaked into a R-rated picture called Piranha. The movie was about a bunch of piranha who get into the public waters and eat a bunch of people. It was the silliest horror film I ever saw next to The Boy Who Called Werewolf.

 

[rojse]

what's your favorite horror movie? your latest favorite?

I don't watch horror at all. What I have watched either goes for cheap scares or is just pornographically violent, neither of which appeals.

If you recommended a more thoughtful horror movie, I would watch that.

you're trying to agree with me. i do not know what to say thank you! you're nice.

I can actually be nice at times, in spite of the general consensus of the posters on here.