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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Disembowel the neighborino.
Problem solved.

Mrs Wu told me I can't.....she NEVER lets me have any fun.

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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
It's why God gave us big honking mowers!
God may have done that. But the water district out here gave us cash to replace lawns with drought tolerant planting. The only grass left in our yard has been designated as a weed to be eradicated.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
God may have done that. But the water district out here gave us cash to replace lawns with drought tolerant planting. The only grass left in our yard has been designated as a weed to be eradicated.
Where I live, copious water just rains down from the sky...for free!
We locals call it "rain".
Although lately it's become harder & whiter.
Then we call it "crap".
 
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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Where I live, copious water just rains down from the sky...for free!
We locals call it "rain".
Although lately it's become harder & whiter.
Then we call it "crap".
That happens out here. But since we live close to paradise, the rain comes mostly when it's cold outside, what passes for cold here, of course.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I just got a job as a case manager! Making tons of money for this area! They'll also help pay for my master's degree, so I may stick around here, and go with my original plan which will have me being one of the first to graduate from the school's psych master's program, with the benefit of help paying for it, and be far enough along with my transition that socially and legally (as far I'll possibly be able to, anyways) will be mostly done with and I won't be known as male where I end up moving to, and with my Master's degree in hand it puts Canada back on the lists of possibilities to move to.
And I get to spend more time with my larp group. Which has really become even more special, because socially it's helped me a lot, and it's going to be very difficult to leave the group behind. And because my character is starting to gain some political traction and is becoming a powerful battle-mage. And I'm going to be able to sink some more money into my costume. :D
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
According to Professor John Frink (on The Simpsons), the eligible voters are divided into the following groups....
- Socialist Plumbers For Jesus
- Time Traveling Libertarians
- Gluten-Free Bankers
- Old Men Paralyzed On The Left Side
- People Who Lie About Not Having Cats
- Neo-Conservative Cellists
- Know-Nothing Brain Surgeons
- Non-Voters
- Yokel Objectivists
- Exotic Pet Owners
- Soccer Moms
- Mafia Dons
 
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