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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
DavidFirth said:
Why didn't you just post that twice like Revoltingest did?
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I'm sorry...I have no idea what you are saying.... you are only posting it once
I'm sorry...I have no idea what you are saying.... you are only posting it once
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Revoltingest said:
According to Professor John Frink (on The Simpsons), the eligible voters are divided into the following groups....
- Socialist Plumbers For Jesus
- Time Traveling Libertarians
- Gluten-Free Bankers
- Old Men Paralyzed On The Left Side
- People Who Lie About Not Having Cats
- Neo-Conservative Cellists
- Know-Nothing Brain Surgeons
- Non-Voters
- Yokel Objectivists
- Exotic Pet Owners
- Soccer Moms
- Mafia Dons
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Which group are you in?
 
savagewind

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
Actually, I am a little bit hungry, but really, and I am being honest, I would rather drink.

My life presently is changing drastically and dramatically.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Several hours later, and I still haven't come all the way down from the emotional high of being offered the position I was. To be leaping away from the working-poor, and exiting the working class. Save for my student loans, I'll be able to easily eliminate what debt I do have in a few months (Would be sooner, but I'm going to be sinking a few hundred, easy, into my larping costume). I'll have plenty of money to get a couple hours of electrolysis a week. I'll even be able to afford to get an arcade style DDR pad, the foot control switch for my guitar amp, a new bass guitar, or two, and probably at least one new guitar (with a whammy bar, something my Les Paul lacks). I'll be able to resume music lessons, and get the equipment to start making my own industrial music. I'll also be getting my gym membership caught up and caught up and getting back in there.
And I'm going to fill my mom's kitchen with real food and decent quality seasonings, and all things fresh and nothing pre-packaged or pre-prepaired. And I'm going to donate some money to environmental groups, and a local place called Wolf Park, and will probably adopt a wolf (or, at least what they call adopting a wolf).
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
There is a rule in the dress about tattoos and nothing offense, and under offensive it mentions "demonic." Now, I could push the issue of religious freedom and all, but I don't have any demonic tattoos, and I don't really want to push the subject. Not a battle I feel taking up.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I learned about Japanese multiplication today. It's such a brilliant method, and makes multiplication so much simpler and easier that I truly do not understand why we don't teach people to do it that way, especially since it's few numbers to remember if you're doing it all in your head.
 
sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
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sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Here's an old favorite of mine. It shows that in the goode olde Elizabethan days, euphemism was in full flower and fun besides.

This proverb hath been taught in schools,
It is no jesting with edged tools.

 
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