The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[illykitty]

Had another interesting day.
On the way to my destination today, someone stuck their finger up at me as they were driving past. I was walking, so I have no idea why they did it. I stuck my finger back up at them.

On the way back home, two people were walking down the street as I was walking up, one of them did the "shooting gun" with his hand at me and said "Bang, this honkey's dead".

Wonderful. Why do I attract all the hassle?

Wow, seem to be a magnet for crazies.

My m-i-l got engaged to her bf. I'm happy for her, he's a great guy!

Hopefully that also means that she will be so happy that she'll forget to criticise me. Ahh wishful thinking!

 

[Breathe]

Wow, seem to be a magnet for crazies.

That's ignoring the guy whom I passed about 5 minutes later who was ******* up his own lorry.

My m-i-l got engaged to her bf. I'm happy for her, he's a great guy!

Hopefully that also means that she will be so happy that she'll forget to criticise me. Ahh wishful thinking!

Congrats!
And let's hope so. I'm so lucky that my m-i-l absolutely loves me, I can do no wrong in her eyes.

 

[illykitty]

We keep getting bombarded by UKIP flyers. Sigh...

 

[Smart_Guy]

Had another interesting day.
On the way to my destination today, someone stuck their finger up at me as they were driving past. I was walking, so I have no idea why they did it. I stuck my finger back up at them.

On the way back home, two people were walking down the street as I was walking up, one of them did the "shooting gun" with his hand at me and said "Bang, this honkey's dead".

Wonderful. Why do I attract all the hassle?

Maybe you're just attractive

 

[Wu Wei]

I hurt my shoulder...and it is raining

 

[illykitty]

I want to lose weight and change my diet.

 

[Tarheeler]

My centrifugal chiller has an air problem.

 

[Smart_Guy]

One turkey sandwich, no tomato no mayonnaise, please!

...sandwich only!

 

[Wu Wei]

my shoulder was a pincushion last night

 

[illykitty]

I'm feeling a bit sleepy. Also I keep getting better, health wise. My husband however, isn't doing too well (not the same issue as me), not sure why. Hopefully the doctor tomorrow can tell him how to get better.

 

[Revoltingest]

my shoulder was a pincushion last night

My voodoo studies are going well.

 

[Wu Wei]

My voodoo studies are going well.

That would all depend on whether your goal was to hurt or help...if it was to hurt...you're not so good...if to help.....good job

Actually I had needles put in my shoulder last night and in a mirror it looked much like a pincushion

 

[Tumah]

I keep giving $userinfor[username] too many frubals. He's just such a great poster.

...but soo mysterious.

 

[illykitty]

Phew... Hot bath... I'm lobster coloured... But it felt nice. I also had an iced smoothie while in it, helped to not overheat, plus was tasty.

 

[Debater Slayer]

I'm standing in a balcony right now with music playing loud on my phone. The breeze combined with the music feels great.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

You can't spell "discovery" without "disco".

 

[Wu Wei]

Why is everybody and everything trying to cripple me this week

 

[DreadFish]

Why do people seem to think that, when you mix something healthy with something unhealthy, it "undoes" the healthy effects? Im pretty sure that's not the way chemicals work

Insert antioxidants; it's super effective! Insert fat; the fat destroys the antioxidants! Insert healthy oils; it's effective! Insert refined sugar; the sugar... does something to the healthy oils so that they dont work!...

 

[Tumah]

Why do people seem to think that, when you mix something healthy with something unhealthy, it "undoes" the healthy effects? Im pretty sure that's not the way chemicals work

Insert antioxidants; it's super effective! Insert fat; the fat destroys the antioxidants! Insert healthy oils; it's effective! Insert refined sugar; the sugar... does something to the healthy oils so that they dont work!...

Thanks for this!

 

[Tumah]

I made a joke in a thread.
No one laughed.
Now I question the purpose of my existence.