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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
But doesn't the maid to most of the women's work in her stead?
(Or did you eat her for a nosh?)

We do not nor have we ever had a maid...that's my story and I am sticking with it, regardless of witnesses to the contrary.... who also do not exist...that too is my story....and I am sticking with it
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
We do not nor have we ever had a maid...that's my story and I am sticking with it, regardless of witnesses to the contrary.... who also do not exist...that too is my story....and I am sticking with it
Ate the witnesses too, eh.
Smart bear.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Chocolate chips were not invented until recently -- that is not until a hundred or so years ago. I mean, c'mon we're talking about 10,000 years of history of people living without chocolate chips. Don't you even care about them? Have a heart.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Chocolate chips were not invented until recently -- that is not until a hundred or so years ago. I mean, c'mon we're talking about 10,000 years of history of people living without chocolate chips. Don't you even care about them? Have a heart.
We need an official holiday. Since we don't know the date, any date will do.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
We need an official holiday. Since we don't know the date, any date will do.
Ruth Graves Wakefield invents chocolate chips and chocolate chip cookies simultaneously some time in 1937. Lets put it on a cold winter day or late autumn and call it "Lament for Those Who Never Tasted Chocolate Chip Cookies" to be celebrated with cookies.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I don't see myself burnt out on those who will by my clients, and but I see myself getting extremely burnout on those I with with. They've not even "had that talk" when it comes to addressing non-theists on the strengths/weaknesses on the "religious/spiritual" part of the assessment. For the most, they are hideously boring and dull and bland. The word "sacrilegious" was even used before calling something other than the Bible "your Bible" is not an appropriate or suitable as a adjective in that case. However, the Puscifer song Rev 22:20, now that is straight A+ delightfully sacrilegious (look up the passage to get a quick taste).
And, a big problem, is they aren't experiencing care from the "other side." But I had a good reality check tonight when getting to hang out with some friends (going on two weeks I haven't seen any of them with the LARP last weekend), I was quickly reminded that not only have I been on that "other side," I have the same complaints as everyone else, and that's that they suck. They are the ones who had the dumb **** advance-practice nurse who tried to say I'm psychotic. They are the place that I wasted a bunch of time, except now I know the "proper words" to describe it in their lingo.
Insurance also sucks because "treatment" quality bends the knee to insurance and profit so much that treatment quality revolves around it and the guy who is pretty high up, his presentation was pretty much a spiel about how he's going to make you loyal to the company, dashing it up with cutesy stories and words people like seeing, even getting a bit preachy when he said religion is a strength when he asked why is it on there, and answering himself by saying it is. Since his was the last presentation for the day, I wanted to leave, because his motivational speech was aimed at us making money. And that making money, it isn't the government standing between a patient and doctor/clinician, it's ****ing insurance.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
****. My sister's husband "has his kids" this weekend. Noisy and loud and obnoxious ******** they are!
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I decided when I woke up this morning I don't care much for "normal" people. I like the people I work for, not so much those I work with. They start with the assumption I'll shy-away and embarrass easily...it's been awhile since I've said this, but they're a bunch of "goody two shoes."
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I decided when I woke up this morning I don't care much for "normal" people. I like the people I work for, not so much those I work with. They start with the assumption I'll shy-away and embarrass easily...it's been awhile since I've said this, but they're a bunch of "goody two shoes."
To fit in, all you need is a new shirt!
goody-two-vans.png
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
It felt wonderful yesterday treating my parents to dinner - like I've really taken a huge step forward.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
To fit in, all you need is a new shirt!
goody-two-vans.png
I'd probably end up shattering and completely destroying their mold if I gave fitting in an effort. And then I wouldn't be me, and that would suck. So I'll just stick to my blasphemous music, bawdy jokes and comments, and doing things that would make them think "oh my god!!!" and blow some head gaskets. I could make it fun for me though, and point out for all the Jesus this and Bible that, they are the one's saying "those people" to refer to clients and "like us" to refer to ourselves, yet this "devil worshiper" is the one who freely associates with and befriends "those people" and wouldn't think of calling them "those people" because they are my people.
 
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