The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

I only digs the holes. My electrical guy does the huffing & twisting.
(He's good. Almost graduated high school.)
Well, I also decided to use waterproof connectors (silicone type) & watertite conduit connections
instead of pulling new wires (not practical). You would know them as "wahrs".
I didn't want a junction box cuz it's under a driveway. I know it's not code. But it's a reliable approach.
(I've dealt with buried junctions that went bad before.) I also have 2 spare circuits in case one goes bad.
F*** the NEC & the code Nazis!

Btw, there will be 6" to 36" of sand covering the conduit.

 

[Revoltingest]

How I got into groundskeeping.....

When you want a job done right, you gotta do it yourself.

 

[Wu Wei]

I can only read a computer screen if I close my left eye and then tilt my head back

 

[Wirey]

Is it just me, or is everyone else growing more hair on their junk as they get older? I just went to pee and I felt like I was holding Jimmy Walker.

 

[Wu Wei]

Its just you

 

[Revoltingest]

Is it just me, or is everyone else growing more hair on their junk as they get older? I just went to pee and I felt like I was holding Jimmy Walker.

Looks like Jimmy enjoyed it...

 

[Wirey]

Many of these announcements are neither random, nor meaningless! Wake up, sheeple!

 

[Smart_Guy]

How many does a cat cost if a train flies to south east without education?

Triangle square rectangle booth brush!

 

[Revoltingest]

Creepy announcement....
theweek.com/speedreads/index/266566/speedreads-ohio-morgue-attendant-admits-to-having-sex-with-corpses

Kenneth Douglas, 60, worked at the Hamilton County morgue from 1976 until 1992. During a deposition, Douglas admitted that he had sex with as many as 100 corpses. He added that sometimes, he was either drunk or on drugs while violating the corpses. "I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down," Douglas said.

Eww.

 

[Wirey]

Creepy announcement....
theweek.com/speedreads/index/266566/speedreads-ohio-morgue-attendant-admits-to-having-sex-with-corpses

Eww.

So, they made him 'stiff', huh?

 

[Draupadi]

Sometimes get so aggressive with people around me, like the members of this thread. I sincerely apologise.

 

[Tarheeler]

I finally hit 5,000 posts, and it only took me 4 years to do it.

 

[Revoltingest]

So, they made him 'stiff', huh?

At least they never demanded to cuddle afterwards.

 

[Revoltingest]

I finally hit 5,000 posts, and it only took me 4 years to do it.

Congrats!
It sure seems like you've posted more than that though.
You're all over the place!

 

[Wirey]

Sometimes get so aggressive with people around me, like the members of this thread. I sincerely apologise.

Up yours! I mean, that's okay. I can sympathize.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Sometimes get so aggressive with people around me, like the members of this thread. I sincerely apologise.

Apology accepted.

But they are still some useless jerks!

 

[Wu Wei]

Still cannot see well

 

[Wirey]

Still cannot see well

How many fingers am I holding up?

 

[Revoltingest]

Still cannot see well

How about now?

 

[Draupadi]

Are you ill Wu Wei?