The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Wu Wei dines alone....

 

[Wu Wei]

Wu Wei dines alone....

Still better than bacon

 

[Revoltingest]

Still better than bacon

Then I'll have the bacon
You get the garbage.
But when your tummy's ache'n.
I'll be all....uh.....nothing rhymes with "garbage".

 

[Wu Wei]

Then I'll have the bacon
You get the garbage.
But when your tummy's ache'n.
I'll be all....uh.....nothing rhymes with "garbage".

Actually....
I'll have the pie
You get none
you may cry
but I'll have fun

 

[sun rise]

I'll be all....uh.....nothing rhymes with "garbage".

Those who make claims on the internet are subject to the internet proving them wrong

carbage - Wiktionary

And:

Words and phrases that almost rhyme with garbage: † (56 results)
(These are near rhymes. For exact rhymes, click the "Rhymes" link above.)

2 syllables:
artist, bargain, burgage, cabbage, carbin, carbon, carcass, carnage, carpet, carriage, cartage, carthage, cartlidge, cartridge, corkage, garbett, garble, garden, garlic, garment, garnish, hardest, harnage, harness, harnish, harvest, hearted, herbage, marble, marbles, marbut, market, marvin, mortgage, pardon, partridge, porridge, portage, rubbage, shortage, smartest, started, starving, storage, target, targets, tarnish, tarnished, varnish, wordage, yardage

 

[sun rise]

Getting into the spirit of Christmas throughout the centuries

 

[Revoltingest]

Those who make claims on the internet are subject to the internet proving them wrong

carbage - Wiktionary

And:

Words and phrases that almost rhyme with garbage: † (56 results)
(These are near rhymes. For exact rhymes, click the "Rhymes" link above.)

2 syllables:
artist, bargain, burgage, cabbage, carbin, carbon, carcass, carnage, carpet, carriage, cartage, carthage, cartlidge, cartridge, corkage, garbett, garble, garden, garlic, garment, garnish, hardest, harnage, harness, harnish, harvest, hearted, herbage, marble, marbles, marbut, market, marvin, mortgage, pardon, partridge, porridge, portage, rubbage, shortage, smartest, started, starving, storage, target, targets, tarnish, tarnished, varnish, wordage, yardage

I saw & rejected "carbage" as too arcane for this crowd.
But on 2nd thought, you're right...I should've used it.
Tis a cromulent neologism.

 

[sun rise]

I saw & rejected "carbage" as too arcane for this crowd.
But on 2nd thought, you're right...I should've used it.
Tis a cromulent neologism.

'tis arcane all right. But some of us like to find such because doing so amuses us.

 

[Revoltingest]

'tis arcane all right. But some of us like to find such because doing so amuses us.

rhymezone.com is my friend.
But it says you growled at it.

 

[Wu Wei]

the year 2020....apparently is not through with me yet.....earlier this month....my clothes washer died....and of course Mrs Wu wanted to replace it AND the dryer so they matched......tonight...after I got home from work......my refrigerator was acting more like an oven than a refrigerator....so...we just bought another fridge........happy happy joy joy

 

[Revoltingest]

Mrs Bear finally speaks....

 

[Wu Wei]

Tell me something I don't know ya fallacious fetid fussbudget

 

[Revoltingest]

Tell me something I don't know ya fallacious fetid fussbudget

 

[Wu Wei]

ya story spreading surfeit scandalmonger....shut yer..ding dang...rassin frassin pie hole

 

[Revoltingest]

A salmon tries to trick the bear....

 

[Wu Wei]

So...you want a salmon...slightly chewed...but it is fresh....ya propaganda posting prevaricator

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My friend has a temper & a low tolerance for people who don't do
as he expects. Perhaps you might see some of yourself in this?

When people are going slow (like 30 in a 50), cut me off, or are looking one way while going another.
My issues are with truck drivers and motorcyclists who seemingly fail to realize roadway safety is an effort that everyone has to be involved with. Like when one of those crotch rocket ******** are nowhere, I check my blind spot mirrors, glance over my shoulder, signal, start to turn, but no, out of no where this ******* zooms up behind into my blindspot and I have to jerk my wheel back in the other lane to avoid making human street pizza.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

This is supposedly obsolete clothing according to Bored Panda.

WRONG.

Obsolete attire is how to do it!

 

[Wu Wei]

Xiidra is making next to impossible to read anything on RF so....I will say goodnight now.....

 

[Revoltingest]

When people are going slow (like 30 in a 50), cut me off, or are looking one way while going another.
My issues are with truck drivers and motorcyclists who seemingly fail to realize roadway safety is an effort that everyone has to be involved with. Like when one of those crotch rocket ******** are nowhere, I check my blind spot mirrors, glance over my shoulder, signal, start to turn, but no, out of no where this ******* zooms up behind into my blindspot and I have to jerk my wheel back in the other lane to avoid making human street pizza.

I find that driving very defensively & anticipating erratic
behavior make my driving relatively stress free. We
have much ability to control things beyond our control.