The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Stevicus]

Face it, you're getting old.

Next you'll be watching taped Wheel of Fortune reruns while eating hard candy and talking about how it took 15 miles in the snow just to spend 15 minutes ice skating with a Loch Ness Monster.

I never really got into Wheel of Fortune that much. Star Trek reruns are another matter.

 

[JustGeorge]

The hair on my ears.

That's what I can't understand. There's less and less hair on top of my head where it's supposed to be, and now is cropping up in areas where it's not supposed to be.

An idle threat we make against our 7 year old is we'll give him a haircut.

 

[sun rise]

Face it, you're getting old.

Next you'll be watching taped Wheel of Fortune reruns while eating hard candy and talking about how it took 15 miles in the snow just to spend 15 minutes ice skating with a Loch Ness Monster.

It's Kukla Fran and Ollie & Howdy Doody reruns, soft candy and complaining about the youth of today being so soft that they won't walk 100 yards let alone 15 miles to go scuba diving with Nessy.

How many today know the heartache of having had a crush on Princess Summerfall Winterspring?

 

[sun rise]

I never really got into Wheel of Fortune that much. Star Trek reruns are another matter.

Watching ST reruns are like going to church - a religious experience not to be eschewed.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

San Francisco Bay Area news crew held up in robbery attempt while reporting on crime increase (msn.com)

That just reminded me I have some cash in my car hidden away.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm beginning to question the need for physical therapy. I do all the exercises on my own, all they do is hurt me by pushing the joint beyond where it wants to go, and that hurts a lot. And afterwards I am more stiff than when I wlked in and I see no gains in flexibility at all

 

[Revoltingest]

You saying something should be banned?
You are clearly sick. Get to a doctor immediately.

Indeed, some things must be banned,
eg, Gilligan's Island, The Musical.

 

[ChristineM]

Police have attested the woman who caused the crash during the first stage of the Tour de France

Police arrest Tour de France spectator who caused mass crash - France 24

 

[ChristineM]

I'm beginning to question the need for physical therapy. I do all the exercises on my own, all they do is hurt me by pushing the joint beyond where it wants to go, and that hurts a lot. And afterwards I am more stiff than when I wlked in and I see no gains in flexibility at all

But just think, in a few weeks time

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I'm beginning to question the need for physical therapy. I do all the exercises on my own, all they do is hurt me by pushing the joint beyond where it wants to go, and that hurts a lot. And afterwards I am more stiff than when I wlked in and I see no gains in flexibility at all

The next time they hurt you too bad, just stick out your claws and let fate do the rest.

 

[Revoltingest]

The hair on my ears.

That's what I can't understand. There's less and less hair on top of my head where it's supposed to be, and now is cropping up in areas where it's not supposed to be.

I'm considering going into the business of growing hair
for the wig industry. I've a bountiful crop in me ears.

 

[Revoltingest]

But just think, in a few weeks time

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He'd be happy just....

 

[Stevicus]

Police have attested the woman who caused the crash during the first stage of the Tour de France

Police arrest Tour de France spectator who caused mass crash - France 24

Looks like they're going to throw the book at her. Good. They could sentence her to ride around town while people throw cardboard signs at her.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Bill Cosby got saved in prison. He's also gay now.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I'm considering going into the business of growing hair
for the wig industry. I've a bountiful crop in me ears.

And your nose...

 

[Revoltingest]

And your nose...

Yes, but the ears are more productive, & need less laundering.

 

[Viker]

I'm beginning to question the need for physical therapy. I do all the exercises on my own, all they do is hurt me by pushing the joint beyond where it wants to go, and that hurts a lot. And afterwards I am more stiff than when I wlked in and I see no gains in flexibility at all

You should totally try paralysis. It's completely underrated.

 

[ChristineM]

He'd be happy just....

And why not

 

[ChristineM]

Looks like they're going to throw the book at her. Good. They could sentence her to ride around town while people throw cardboard signs at her.

Unrelated TDF news
Mark Cavendish has been out of the tour for a few years. He's back now. He won Tuesday's stage in the same town he won the stage five years ago. Today he won the stage again 10 years to the day that saw his first ever TDF stage win in the town.