The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[ChristineM]

I think Metio France have got a new computer to feed data to their app.

My phone now tells me to the minute when rain will start and end.

This morning, "it will rain for 17 minutes"

It counted down and was right. To be replaced with "it will start to rain in 34 minutes"... And it did

Maybe having an automatically weather station 100 metres away has something to do with the accuracy?

Or maybe it was a fluke. I have learned over the years that no matter what the weather presenter says the weather rarely agrees with them.

 

[sun rise]

Foggy morning. Real not forecast.

 

[Wu Wei]

I have a headache, mrs Wu is in a mood, my driveway is an iceskating rink.... and I don't care

 

[Brickjectivity]

Saying "Transforme pajama mama gaga a tama" will transform Lady Gaga into Lady Pajama Mama, but you have to say it over saran wrap stretched over a cup of very good ice cream. Do it, and then watch what happens to Lady Gaga's next video. Pajama mama here we come.

 

[Revoltingest]

Men taking care of babies?
What a ridiculous ad campaign!

 

[ChristineM]

@Shadow Wolf ...

I don't know if you can get it but David Tennants Around the World in 80 Days is very good.

 

[sun rise]

This is what the cats want us to think as they communicate with each other and their mothership on the catnet communication network.

A function on Elon Musk's Starlink satellite dishes is causing them to attract too many cats

 

[Revoltingest]

Cows given VR headsets to reduce anxiety, increase milk...

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Cows given VR headsets to reduce anxiety, increase milk...

And now we have nothing to stand on when the machines hook us up to a computer and simulator our lives so we produce nutrients/energy for the machines.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Men taking care of babies?
What a ridiculous ad campaign!

Surely, as this product is from Sweden, it is the result of a humanitarian based system that injects hefty doses of socialism, ergo socialism leads to dads taking care of the kids.

 

[savagewind]

Now, I might be worried a little bit about having picked up something bad from that bad video. The one with the My Pillow guy.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

@Shadow Wolf ...

I don't know if you can get it but David Tennants Around the World in 80 Days is very good.

I've wanted to watch it, but haven't gotten around to it yet. And he's not playing the Doctor. He's cute when he plays god, he's adorable how he gets excited about things, amd the way he spits out science stuff and gets super obsessive about figuring things out and what's really up and expects us to keep up and know what's going on like it's basic stuff just makes him that much more sexy, and if it's gadgets or people he always knows what buttons to push.

 

[ChristineM]

I've wanted to watch it, but haven't gotten around to it yet. And he's not playing the Doctor. He's cute when he plays god, he's adorable how he gets excited about things, amd the way he spits out science stuff and gets super obsessive about figuring things out and what's really up and expects us to keep up and know what's going on like it's basic stuff just makes him that much more sexy, and if it's gadgets or people he always knows what buttons to push.

In Around the world he plays an upper class twit. And is good at that too

 

[sun rise]

In Around the world he plays an upper class twit. And is good at that too

Here we just have twits because we're a classless society.

 

[Revoltingest]

And now we have nothing to stand on when the machines hook us up to a computer and simulator our lives so we produce nutrients/energy for the machines.

The Matrix....dumbest movie premise ever.

 

[Revoltingest]

Surely, as this product is from Sweden, it is the result of a humanitarian based system that injects hefty doses of socialism, ergo socialism leads to dads taking care of the kids.

Kids are the means of deduction, not production,

 

[Stonetree]

Surely, as this product is from Sweden, it is the result of a humanitarian based system that injects hefty doses of socialism, ergo socialism leads to dads taking care of the kids.

Somewhere buried in our family pictures are photos of ME sleeping in my favorite recliner ,during different years, with each of my children on my chest. I damn right well wish I could relive those wonder years. The best time of my life. I hope every father has that experience.

 

[ChristineM]

Here we just have twits because we're a classless society.

Tell that to the upper class.

 

[sun rise]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Kids are the means of deduction, not production,

Kids are a means of furthering ecological genocide and ensuring breaking the world worse than you already broke it, because your kids are going to break it as well and probably repeat it. Why do we do it? Studies show parents are less happy than non parents.
Kids are lose-lose.