The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

Mr. @Revoltingest, I collect auto grafts and I wondered if I could , I mean, would you...? Can you introduce me to the brave, strong and smelly bear? @Wu Wei was named to the RF's Most Misplaced List. I need his John Hancock for my predator collection.

huh.....aaaa..... what the heck are you talking about

 

[Revoltingest]

Mr. @Revoltingest, I collect auto grafts and I wondered if I could , I mean, would you...? Can you introduce me to the brave, strong and smelly bear? @Wu Wei was named to the RF's Most Misplaced List. I need his John Hancock for my predator collection.

Perhaps you mean "autographs"?
@Wu Wei is illiterate, & won't be able to sign his name.

 

[Stonetree]

Now, that look is the way I think of that silly bear. Dumb as a stump and ready for a zoo jail cell.

 

[ChristineM]

I slipped and fell on the ice today

Damn, hope you are ok.

 

[Stonetree]

Thank you for stepping all over my "graft'" gag. I know your are just a bit too jealous of a dumb bear. Why are you being so insulting to our famous pet baby bear. Is he posting too much ? Does the bear present more of a challenge than Sheldon? @Revoltingest

 

[Wu Wei]

Perhaps you mean "autographs"?
@Wu Wei is illiterate, & won't be able to sign his name.

I can sign my name...you just don't like my signature

 

[Wu Wei]

Thank you for stepping all over my "graft'" gag. I know your are just a bit too jealous of a dumb bear. Why are you being so insulting to our famous pet baby bear. Is he posting too much ? Does the bear present more of a challenge than Sheldon? @Revoltingest

Says the the one made of a rock and wood

 

[sun rise]

NAH!!!! Government worker with years behind me....also the only person that does half the stuff I'm required to do....silly way to run an IT office I know...but they will not listen to me a cross train...so....

Just think... When you retire and they panic, you can have the satisfaction of consulting at an astronomical hourly rate or chuckling evilly at them.

 

[Stonetree]

Says the the one made of a rock and wood

Just remember the Bible saying....'Upon this Rock I will build my Porch'.

 

[sun rise]

Just remember the Bible saying....'Upon this Rock I will build my Porch'.

In my translation it's Perch. But when God would put a fish on a rock is something I don't know.

 

[Stonetree]

Wait! You are a dog, a canine animal kind of member. I am not a stone. I am not someone's 'perch'. I am here only for a religious sacrifice of an animal offering to the highest bidding deity. @sun rise

 

[Revoltingest]

I can sign my name...you just don't like my signature

Well, I cannot criticize your spelling.

 

[sun rise]

I'm sure some here have thought of others here and elsewhere as "clowns". That must stop now. That has been cancelled effective immediately. And only a clown would continue to abuse the word "clown" at this point.

 

[Wu Wei]

Just remember the Bible saying....'Upon this Rock I will build my Porch'.

 

[ChristineM]

Well, I cannot criticize your spelling.

Awww, but you criticise mine

 

[Wu Wei]

Awww, but you criticise mine

That's because his outrageous accent combining with your accent causes him much confusion

 

[ChristineM]

That's because his outrageous accent combining with your accent causes him much confusion

A point, a good point, the Lancashire accent is definitely an aquired taste

Not sure about the mock Scottish accent though

 

[Wu Wei]

A point, a good point, the Lancashire accent is definitely an aquired taste

Not sure about the mock Scottish accent though

Wait..what...are you now MOCKING the scottish folks way of speaking

 

[ChristineM]

Wait..what...are you now MOCKING the scottish folks way of speaking

Only mocking the mock Scottish way of speaking...

I was in America, in a hotel, turned on the TV which was showing Taggart, a Glaswegian detective series. Of course the Glasgow accent is pretty undecipherable even for brits. In America they needed sub titles.

When our resident mock Scotchman can master the Glasgow accent i will sing his praises and pronounce him god of Revoltistan

 

[sun rise]