The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Stonetree]

Only mocking the mock Scottish way of speaking...

I was in America, in a hotel, turned on the TV which was showing Taggart, a Glaswegian detective series. Of course the Glasgow accent is pretty undecipherable even for brits. In America they needed sub titles.

When our resident mock Scotchman can master the Glasgow accent i will sing his praises and pronounce him god of Revoltistan

Never heard of 'Taggart'. Maybe you were in Canada or Mexico? Too much bubbly perhaps? Girl ! You shouldn't watch strange TV sets.

 

[sun rise]

Only mocking the mock Scottish way of speaking...

I was in America, in a hotel, turned on the TV which was showing Taggart, a Glaswegian detective series. Of course the Glasgow accent is pretty undecipherable even for brits. In America they needed sub titles.

When our resident mock Scotchman can master the Glasgow accent i will sing his praises and pronounce him god of Revoltistan

Customer “Oo?”
Shopkeeper: “Aye, oo.”
Customer: “A’ oo?”
Shopkeeper: “Aye, a’ oo.”
Customer: “A’ a’e oo?”
Shopkeeper: “Ou, aye, a’ a’e oo”

 

[Wu Wei]

Give them metric folks and INCH and they will take a MILE...now they all need do keep their FOOT off my YARD....

 

[ChristineM]

Never heard of 'Taggart'. Maybe you were in Canada or Mexico? Too much bubbly perhaps? Girl ! You shouldn't watch strange TV sets.

Atlanta, Georgia is that Canada? Never been to Mexico so won't be there.

And I don't do alcohol, bubbly to me is carbonated water...

 

[ChristineM]

Customer “Oo?”
Shopkeeper: “Aye, oo.”
Customer: “A’ oo?”
Shopkeeper: “Aye, a’ oo.”
Customer: “A’ a’e oo?”
Shopkeeper: “Ou, aye, a’ a’e oo”

You've been to Yorkshire?

 

[Wu Wei]

Ye shoods nae make fin ay th' scottish, they will burst ye wi' a caber.

 

[ChristineM]

Give them metric folks and INCH and they will take a MILE...now they all need do keep their FOOT off my YARD....

Actually not so greedy, give us an inch and we'll take a kilometre.

Are you getting revolingitis? Get off of my lawn (yard)

 

[Wu Wei]

Actually not so greedy, give us an inch and we'll take a kilometre.

Are you getting revolingitis? Get off of my lawn (yard)

No...its geezerism...... Now GIT OFFA MY LAWN!!!!

 

[ChristineM]

Ye shoods nae make fin ay th' scottish, they will burst ye wi' a caber.

Rubbish didn't go right over but fell to the right.

See thats the thing you escapees from Europe don't understand, it's not how far you can toss the caber but getting it to do a end over and landing in line to where it was tossed

Like this.

 

[ChristineM]

No...its geezerism...... Now GIT OFFA MY LAWN!!!!

With the @Revoltingest wrench too, for a bear you almost got this jock thing down pat

 

[Wu Wei]

Jock, in my American world, is an athlete...which I am not...but thank you

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[ChristineM]

Jock, in my American world, is an athlete...which I am not...but thank you

Jock in the UK world it is the nickname given to someone of Scottish origin. Also the plural, Jock's, is the collective name for Scottish soldiers.

So tell me, are all you athletes Scottish?

 

[sun rise]

For those that like to diss (is that still a word) CA for our cost of living, we're exporting it

Austin ranks among cities with highest cost of living in America

 

[Wu Wei]

Jock in the UK world it is the nickname given to someone of Scottish origin. Also the plural, Jock's, is the collective name for Scottish soldiers.

So tell me, are all you athletes Scottish?

Plural Jocks means two athletes. Jock's means it belongs to an athlete

 

[sun rise]

RF's niche in life

 

[ChristineM]

Plural Jocks means two athletes. Jock's means it belongs to an athlete

You lot should never have left Europe, you'd still have proper meanings for words if you'd have stayed.