The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Stevicus]

 

[Wu Wei]

Pie would achieve that goal.

more fun to taunt you with pie

 

[Revoltingest]

more fun to taunt you with pie

If you had some actual pie, that would be best.

 

[Wu Wei]

If you had some actual pie, that would be best.

I do have pie and NO PIE FOR YOU!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

I do have pie and NO PIE FOR YOU!!!!

Pie nazi!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm not sure if this is meaningless, but if there's one thing I've learned, it's that a dog can't be trusted to guard bacon.

neither can @Revoltingest

 

[Wu Wei]

Pie nazi!

Guess it's better to say
no pie for you
no pie for you-ooh
no pie for you
no pie for you-ooh

 

[Revoltingest]

neither can @Revoltingest

You can trust me to do what you'd expect.

 

[Wu Wei]

You can trust me to do what you'd expect.

exactly

 

[Stevicus]

Man arrested for starting a wildfire told authorities he was trying to burn a spider with a lighter (wmur.com)

A 26-year-old man who was arrested for starting a wildfire told Utah authorities he had been attempting to kill a spider with a lighter when he started the blaze, according to the Utah County Sheriff's Office.

Deputies responded Monday to the Bonneville Shoreline area near Springville for a fire that was quickly spreading up a mountain, according to a probable cause statement from the sheriff's office.

When they arrived, fire personnel informed them they had encountered a man who told them he had started the fire, according to the statement. The man, who identified himself as Cory Allan Martin, said he had found a spider on the mountain and was trying to burn it with a lighter when a nearby brush ignited and flames began spreading, according to the sheriff's office.

"He was placed in custody for the reckless burning and was placed in the back of the patrol vehicle," the probable cause statement said. "While searching Cory's belongings, a jar of marijuana and paraphernalia was found."

Martin was taken to the Utah County Jail for reckless burning, possession of a controlled substance and possession of paraphernalia, according to the statement.

It is unclear if Martin has an attorney. He was released Monday night, according to jail records.

The blaze scorched land from the base of a mountain all the way to the top, the probable cause statement said, and required a response from multiple fire agencies, including helicopter units.

It was about 90% contained Wednesday morning and had burned about 60 acres, fire officials said on Twitter.

Why didn't he just stomp on the spider?

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

I'm not sure if this is meaningless, but if there's one thing I've learned, it's that a dog can't be trusted to guard bacon.

We all have our weaknesses.

 

[Wirey]

If Sally the camel had five humps, would she be deformed or a trollop?

 

[Revoltingest]

If Sally the camel had five humps, would she be deformed or a trollop?

Neither.
She'd be a sand limousine.

 

[sun rise]

When it's time for dinner, it's time for dinner.

 

[Stonetree]

Not many Lovecraft movies are good.
This one I rented at Redbox is definitely not one of those good ones. This one scene, it was basically a porn scene, complete with lines that had me giggling, lmao.
But it's a train wreck and I cannot look away. I need someone to pull the plug, lmao.
It also had me feeling weird after this woman had flashing images of a partial dream of her giving birth to a tentacled thingy.
And her early onset signs of transformation have been weird camera effects with it rapidly going from one person to another.
And, unfortunately, this one sticks to over used Lovecraft flick settings. Which is pretty weird because I'm pretty sure Lovecraft flicks spend more time on boats and at sea than what actual Lovecraft stories do.

Sounds like South Philly..........

 

[Stonetree]

What has that got to do with anything. You are expecting decorum and logic in this thread? Such faith in humanity is touching if misplaced.

Faith, humanity, decorum, what kind of crossword puzzles do you do? And,(this might hurt some nerds) you left out a question mark after the first sentence in your reply...

 

[Stonetree]

If Sally the camel had five humps, would she be deformed or a trollop?

Or Canadian....?

 

[Revoltingest]

SNICKERS Apologizes For Referring to Taiwan as Country...

 

[Stonetree]

@Wirey, have you read the RF newsletter?......"He Who Shall Be Unnamed Returns to Religious Forums"