The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am with
some kind of urgent need. Fortunately, I was
already awake, & playing me bagpipes.

 

[Wu Wei]

My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am with
some kind of urgent need. Fortunately, I was
already awake, & playing me bagpipes.

My neighbors learned a long time ago....never bother me when I'm playing my didgeridoo

 

[Revoltingest]

My neighbors learned a long time ago....never bother me when I'm playing my didgeridoo

I hope that "didgeridoo" isn't a euphemism for...you know.
Ew.

 

[Wu Wei]

I hope that "didgeridoo" isn't a euphemism for...you know.
Ew.

It's not you sick and twist bagpipe fondling misleader of youth

 

[Stonetree]

My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am with
some kind of urgent need. Fortunately, I was
already awake, & playing me bagpipes.

Are you suggesting you are civilized..?.....' neighbor ', ' door '..?

 

[Revoltingest]

Are you suggesting you are civilized..?.....' neighbor ', ' door '..?

"Civi....whuh?"

 

[Stonetree]

"Civi....whuh?"

I double checked......."door"....a hinged, sliding, or revolving barrier at the entrance to a building, room, or vehicle, or in the framework of a cupboard:

 

[Wu Wei]

I double checked......."door"....a hinged, sliding, or revolving barrier at the entrance to a building, room, or vehicle, or in the framework of a cupboard:

Does this so called door....come with a prolate spheroid

 

[Revoltingest]

Does this so called door....come with a prolate spheroid

Most non-sherical knobs

have their shape
generated by rotating the ellipsoid about the
shorter axis, rather than the longer (prolate) one.

 

[Wu Wei]

Most non-sherical knobs

have their shape
generated by rotating the ellipsoid about the
shorter axis, rather than the longer (prolate) one.

WHO ASKED YA!!!!!

 

[Wu Wei]

You know...it's been about 2 weeks or more...and they still have not fixed my email....guess I have to call them again......

 

[Stonetree]

You know...it's been about 2 weeks or more...and they still have not fixed my email....guess I have to call them again......

Probably the problem is your clumsy habits....

 

[Wu Wei]

Probably the problem is your clumsy habits....

 

[sun rise]

You know...it's been about 2 weeks or more...and they still have not fixed my email....guess I have to call them again......

I'll bet you're all torn up about not getting bothered by email (presumably work email).

 

[Wu Wei]

I'll bet you're all torn up about not getting bothered by email (presumably work email).

I still get bothered...iPhone and Web Version...just now it is harder to respond to...

 

[Stonetree]

I still get bothered...iPhone and Web Version...just now it is harder to respond to...

I remember when Bob Cratchit only worried about one more piece of coal for the fire....

 

[Revoltingest]

WHO ASKED YA!!!!!

You were ask'n for it.

 

[sun rise]

I still get bothered...iPhone and Web Version...just now it is harder to respond to...

I'm sorry I did not respond to your silly/stupid/troublesome note sooner but my email has been messed up for two weeks.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm sorry I did not respond to your silly/stupid/troublesome note sooner but my email has been messed up for two weeks.

And now I have no access to any of the Microsoft Office Products on my work PC. What is interesting is I just discovered I still have access to it all on my office Mac computer

 

[Wu Wei]

You were ask'n for it.

Don't take that tone with me MISTER!!!!!