The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Viker]

Just look at him lying in wait for the opportunity!

Here he is appearing to be welcoming to unsuspecting victims guests.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Here he is appearing to be welcoming to unsuspecting victims guests.

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I want a vogon holding up a sign saying "Hello, you are not welcome!"

 

[Wu Wei]

I want a vogon holding up a sign saying "Hello, you are not welcome!"

Vogon you say

See, see the kind sky
Marvel at its big depths.
Tell me, Waldo do you
Wonder why the unwell ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel crayon.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your floopiedoo facial growth
That looks like
A flatulence.
What's more, it knows
Your peas potting shed
Smells of paisley.
Everything under the big kind sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm blob fish.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Vogon you say

See, see the kind sky
Marvel at its big depths.
Tell me, Waldo do you
Wonder why the unwell ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel crayon.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your floopiedoo facial growth
That looks like
A flatulence.
What's more, it knows
Your peas potting shed
Smells of paisley.
Everything under the big kind sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm blob fish.

Reads like a bad attempt at emulating Jim Morrison.

 

[Wu Wei]

Reads like a bad attempt at emulating Jim Morrison.

I see you have no appreciation for Vogon poetry

And HALTINGLY and HALTINGLY the stuff theorized.
BEGAN PATIENTLY TO KNOW AND KNOW, SAYING: “O LET NOT ‘MUSIC’ IRRITATE YOU,”
Robots do not officiate to sparkle,
Hermits do not roar to roar,
HOT PILLARS AUTHORIZE OVER THY SLUG.
I will blather it in the lie,
Strum their rust,
I FOLLOWED FORCE’S THING
KNEE UPON KNEE, IN THE SKINNY KNEE OF THE RIVER,
In the most blazing book​

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I see you have no appreciation for Vogon poetry

It was a suitable comment that was perhaps too generous and you'd still try to maul me even if I sang it's praises.

 

[Wu Wei]

It was a suitable comment that was perhaps too generous and you'd still try to maul me even if I sang it's praises.

Nah... I'm a changed bear who is to busy meditating and contemplating really, existence and the universe

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest hates me. 67% of all anger aimed at me has me come from him. I must make him more pissed.

You're not even on my hate list.
To get on that, I must hate someone
at least once or 1% of the time.
Better up yer game.

 

[Revoltingest]

I want a vogon holding up a sign saying "Hello, you are not welcome!"

At my business, the sign says....

Sorry We're
Open

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Nah... I'm a changed bear who is to busy meditating and contemplating really, existence and the universe

It's "Life, the Universe, and Everything"

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

At my business, the sign says....

Sorry We're
Open

We're Open
Please Call Again Later

 

[Wu Wei]

We're open
Enter at your own risk

 

[ChristineM]

@Revoltingest hates me. 67% of all anger aimed at me has me come from him. I must make him more pissed.

He's just a grouchy old ground keeper, you can expect more

 

[Revoltingest]

For @Wu Wei...

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You're not even on my hate list.
To get on that, I must hate someone
at least once or 1% of the time.
Better up yer game.

Blah, blah blah. I have the numbers and math to show you hate me more than anyone.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

He's just a grouchy old ground keeper, you can expect more

You suppose he's old enough to yell at me and demand I turn down the Zepp? I'll just turn it up louder, of course, but they're currently playing and I must work on upping the anger.

 

[ChristineM]

You suppose he's old enough to yell at me and demand I turn down the Zepp? I'll just turn it up louder, of course, but they're currently playing and I must work on upping the anger.

Go walk on his lawn

 

[Revoltingest]

Blah, blah blah. I have the numbers and math to show you hate me more than anyone.

Girlies don't know numbers.
Now, make me a sammich!

 

[sun rise]

For @Wu Wei - I happened to see this today and it gave me something else to grump out - the interaction of tea with some drugs I'm taking and many more besides

PU-ERH TEA: Overview, Uses, Side Effects, Precautions, Interactions, Dosing and Reviews

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Girlies don't know numbers.
Now, make me a sammich!

You want that knowing my aim? Knowing I'll gladly make it for you once I decide what I want it to do to you?