Did you leave your false teeth on the end table again....I can't understand a word you are saying.
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An underhanded joke....nice.
I'll have you know that I'm only semi-random and you would not want to see me attempt en pointe.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
is that necessary to not like undercarriage lighting
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I am ambidextrous in everything but writing, but then technically I can write with my left, it just looks weird. However I believe that is because I was supposed to be left handed. But back in my days of kindergarten and elementary school, they had ways of beating that out of you..... Once had a handwriting specialist watch me write and from their perspective, the way I held the pen in my right hand, I looked like I was trying to write like a left handed person. Oh and I have relative pitch too....feeling inferior yet
Still using me real choppers.
But the brain does misbehave at times.
Those things are so hard to control, eh.
So you're sinister, eh.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
It was very highly practical when someone needs to spot your car, especially in a crowd.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
What I don't get it still to this day there are those who actively discourage left handedness. Last time was when I did inventory here. The area manager tried to get me to always count righthanded even though in some situations it's better to count left handed. And because I'm among the fastest in at least five states doing it like I do the area manager lost that one. Especially when he sent someone else to try to pressure me into it. I heard him tell her, from a distance, "left hand." I immediately lost all respect for the guy then and there and my reply was left amd right middle fingers. I don't think she relayed that message.
I didn't voice an opinion on lighting until I mastered illegal 'U-turns', Mr.Bear. If you are going to do something, do it right, sort of.
I wouldn't know....
He has 20 years of employment, but not service....unless
you include mauling, goring, slashing, & disemboweling.
But those are non-job related recreaations.
I am too impatient for tv shows. I have to pause them.
Have you tried speeding them up?
It must be nice for those who can get out of subordinate work at an earlier age...Or maybe it's just boring to retire too early.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
It's best when you have a mutiny and flip things around and you make your boss subordinate to you.
It's probably actually best to have a job where you're treated right, like human beings should be, but I've never had the people skills to get those jobs. So I get stuck in jobs where the company is looking for bodies to use and abuse, things are run poorly, and the boss is such a chronic, habitual liar that his own personal crew gets tired of it and tells the boss how things are going to be proceeding forward.
Don't underestimate the value & satisfaction of
being a subordinate. I never knew how good I
had it as a design engineer with no management
responsibility. Great pay. Fun work. And feted
by employers cuz I was so darn useful...usually.
Not all places were great, but most were.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Well, no, the mutiny thing is the most fun.
Actually it's second most fun. The most fun is when you're your mom's boss and you get to tell her what to do.
It is ultimately best to work when you have no boss, none at all, and you're free to just do your work and do it well with no boneheaded dingleberry getting in the way and telling you to do it in accordance to inefficient corporate procedures and pestering you to quit using your left hand.
Subordinate work is for those who need to be told what to do, need to be told they're doing a good job, and those who are good at taking amd following orders.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I loved being the boss. Having people do whag they're good at, letting at those who want to do the problematic and difficult work do it, motivating a crew to do well amd getting those results, the pleasure of the rarity of being able to trust someone to get something done, and more authority to catch the **** being thrown at my workers and send it back on a missile. And great when it's shown someone one your crew is your crew and not of the lady who constantly bragged he was hers even though he didn't like her and just got along with her for peace's sake (I do believe she assumed he was hers and took it for granted because they're both black and she was the only black team leader).
And so much when you take years of being mistreated by customers, hear someone of your company talking **** about your workers and have a green light and impenetrable shield to pull the high ranked office ***** asside (but still near enough for others to know it happened) and voice your disgust and how she should be ashamed of herself.
Despite rumors though I never physically attacked my boss or fought with him. At most I just told what I would or wouldn't be doing and to shut the **** up over his lies.