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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
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Oh naughty.
Classic - a statement in the form of a question being received as a literal question. It took me a long time to be able to translate a statement/question into a pure statement.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
You aren't retired so you can't even begin to start to claim being old. Amd because old people don't work they have more time in the day than a working person of any age.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
What's so strange about that? Ever hear the expression "nut your weed" or "nut it"?
Florida Cops: Man's Daring Move to Hide Ammo Behind His Balls
Florida Cops recently revealed a man's daring Move to Hide Ammo Behind His Balls. This is one nutty tale of stupidity.96krock.com
This is nuts.
The editorializing in that article is what is nutters.
Don't confuse not working with having more time. Some days my volunteer work takes us the day.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
A "joke" for @Wu Wei courtsey of reddit with a minor addition
Rumour got round that the bear kept a list of all the animals he plans to kill..
Scared and confused, the wolf went to confront the bear.
"Bear," said wolf. "Do you really keep a list of all the animals you plan to kill?"
"I do." said the bear.
"And... Is my name on it?" asked the wolf.
"It is." the bear growled. And the following morning, the wolf was found dead on the forest floor.
The fox came later that day to confront the bear.
"Bear," she said. "Do you really keep a list of all the animals you plan to kill?"
"I do." said the bear.
"And... Is my name on it?" she asked.
"It is." the bear growled. And the following morning, fox's mangled remains were found lying on the forest floor.
That day the rabbit, too, decided to confront the bear.
"Bear," he said. "Do you really keep a list of all the animals you plan to kill?"
"I do." said the bear.
"And... Is my name on it?" asked the rabbit.
"It is." the bear growled.
"Can - can you remove it?"
"Oh, for sure." (addition for our bear)... "because then you'll be dead"
Hasenpfeffer (aka @Dan From Smithville) was the only one smart enough to ask.... and for the record......NOBODY messes with Hasenpfeffer
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
ahh so yer a rebellious youngin' no respect fer yer elders eh
The reason i said
Was i was once asked by an Irish guy, "d'ya'av any oirish in ya" (i can translate if you want)
I said "no, I don't think so"
His response "d'ya wan' some"
That's adult naughty not child naughty.
Yup and guess what, we are both adults (well i am anyway)
I watch puppies play and wish I was a puppy so I could join them and sometimes I try to nibble on our dog. I see you kids playing and wish I was a young kid again so I could play with them. I look in the mirror and see a sin-stained old fart and sigh.
So what am I?
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
You're not old yet. And I was a rebellious rebellious youngin'. And I'm nkt young. I don't know anything about that world.
But I enjoy still looking it.
(I don't like these new smilies)
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
You're not old yet. And I was a rebellious rebellious youngin'. And I'm nkt young. I don't know anything about that world.
But I enjoy still looking it.
(I don't like these new smilies)
Oh, and if I chose to, I could officially, even by government standards, retire with full pension, right now.
China mandates that AI must follow “core values of socialism”
China wants to balance socialist principles with development.
Chinese AI - reports subversive questions to the state. Is trained on Chinese propaganda only.China mandates that AI must follow “core values of socialism”
China wants to balance socialist principles with development.www.theverge.com
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
But are you retired?
Oh, and if I chose to, I could officially, even by government standards, retire with full pension, right now.