The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[ChristineM]

Cats being friendly.

 

[ChristineM]

And this one

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Heyo]

Appearance of Pirates in San Francisco Bay Leaves Boaters and Marinas On Edge

It's a headline you don't expect to see in North America, but pirates are now operating in San Francisco Bay. Major news outlets including the San Francisco Chronicle, CBS News, and ABC have all reported the sudden appearance of thieves and marauders targeting marinas and boaters under the cover...

www.boatblurb.com

Pirates dress rather distinctively, and the skull-and-crossbones flag should be a dead giveaway. It seems they should be easy to spot.

Finally someone is doing something against global warming.

(As we all know, the number of pirates is negatively correlated with temperature. We need more pirates!)

 

[Stevicus]

 

[sun rise]

The farmer's market was fine today but soon there will be no more fresh blueberries until next year. Sigh.

 

[ChristineM]

The farmer's market was fine today but soon there will be no more fresh blueberries until next year. Sigh.

It's surely a terrible catastrophe

 

[John53]

Calling @John53 & @lewisnotmiller & @danieldemol

I hear from a reliable source (my son) that Australians are the most well balanced people in the world. The have a chip on both shoulders.

Is this correct?

No, I have appalling balance. But it may explain why seagulls keep trying to land on me.

 

[sun rise]

It's surely a terrible catastrophe

Fortunately our freezer has a very large supply of blueberries.

 

[ChristineM]

Fortunately our freezer has a very large supply of blueberries.

That's funny our freezer has plenty of myrtilles.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I wrote a poem about Linux:

Linux,
Linux,
Eh, do the rest yourself, Linux.

 

[ChristineM]

Forth about poem a wrote i

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Boat owners are blaming nearby homeless encampments,

Of course they do. Wanna bet they pray to Jesus after blaming him for it?

 

[sun rise]

Many play an old game
Looking for some to blame
Thinking it's a way to fame
But refusing to accept blame.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The farmer's market was fine today but soon there will be no more fresh blueberries until next year. Sigh.

Nope. Winco is out too.

 

[sun rise]

I saw this and thought of a certain bear @Wu Wei

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I saw this and thought of a certain bear @Wu Wei

Booo! I wanna see the proles open a can of whoop *** on management! Pencil pushers who sit in comfort and go home on time every day after eight hours against some dude who lifts very heavy things for 10 or more hours a day for five or six days a week.

 

[sun rise]

 

[Wu Wei]

Why is it going to be in the high 80s and low 90s this week…in Septembe…in the northern hemisphere