The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Heyo]

Sheep wander into greenhouse, eat 600 pounds of marijuana plants - UPI.com

A flock of sheep found their way into a greenhouse in Greece and ate more than 600 pounds of marijuana plants being cultivated for medical use.

www.upi.com

Hmm...

High as a kite ...

 

[Stevicus]

High as a kite ...

Yep, after jumping around, they probably got the munchies, then decided to kick back and listen to some Floyd.

 

[sun rise]

No one knows their evil more than cat owners.
I've devised a machine that translates meows into English.
The first trial, I discovered the cat saying.....
"What documents or clothing can I micturate on today?"

It's odd that our censors allow synonyms for defecate,
but not for micturate. Same thing for a male's jewels,
but not a female's hoohah.

And of course you know what I mean when I write "chomp on a carrot"

 

[Wu Wei]

I must admit, every time I see I see a post with Marxism in the title, my first thought is not

The first thing that pops into my demented noggin is

 

[Shadow Wolf]

On this day that I get my official thumbs up or thumb down I'm still not listed as no longer under consideration.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yep, after jumping around, they probably got the munchies, then decided to kick back and listen to some Floyd.

MY first thought after reading "High as a kite"..... was Elton John Rocket man

She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour 9:00 a.m.
And I'm gonna be high
As a kite by then

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I must admit, every time I see I see a post with Marxism in the title, my first thought is not
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The first thing that pops into my demented noggin is

I used to have one of these...

 

[sun rise]

They're in league with each other

Harpo was Commissar of Communications
Chico was Commissar of Migration
Gummo and Zeppo were on the Politburo
Groucho was, of course, the head of the Party

 

[Revoltingest]

And of course you know what I mean when I write "chomp on a carrot"

No.
Is it like "go kick rocks"?

 

[Stevicus]

 

[sun rise]

No.
Is it like "go kick rocks"?

Bite me

 

[Revoltingest]

Bite me

I'd rather kick rocks.

 

[sun rise]

I'd rather kick rocks.

I explain "chomp on carrots" and you resort to injuring your feet by bashing them on rocks. Silly.

 

[Wu Wei]

I used to have one of these...

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[Wu Wei]

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[Stevicus]

 

[Wu Wei]

I can't begin to tell you how many computers I have had to fix over the years where the user used the same exact excuse

 

[sun rise]

I can't begin to tell you how many computers I have had to fix over the years where the user used the same exact excuse

I used to have a boss who smoked and put the ashtray right in front of the computer air intake. Deliberately to cut down on the smoke in the room.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I explain "chomp on carrots" and you resort to injuring your feet by bashing them on rocks. Silly.

Depends on the rocks.

 

[sun rise]

Could be Rolling Rock