The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[PoetPhilosopher]

Record-breaking astronaut Frank Rubio finally returns to Earth after accidentally spending 371 days in space

NASA astronaut Frank Rubio has finally returned home from a 371-day stay on the International Space Station — a record for an American — after being trapped when his ride home was damaged.

www.livescience.com

Wow.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The absolute last option I know of to help me get a job isnt getting back with me.
I think I just quit work. I hate schedules I have no say in, I hate uniforms and dress codes, and I hate bosses telling me what to do (the ones who have confidence in me to leave me alone to do my job done I tend to like though), and this one nobody has to tell me yes, give me permission and no crap judgements thinking I'll be a poor fit. At least wity my own business I can just do it without having to impress anti-human lizard people HR standards.

 

[sun rise]

Bedtime soon

 

[Wu Wei]

My wife says I need to learn the difference between "irritating" and "irritated."

Although apparently I'm both right now.

your irritation is irritating and making others irritated.... now that I have confused you...have a nice day

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

your irritation is irritating and making others irritated.... now that I have confused you...have a nice day

My being irritated will be over in a few hours.

I may remain irritating after that...I haven't decided yet...

 

[Wu Wei]

My being irritated will be over in a few hours.

I may remain irritating after that...I haven't decided yet...

To irritate or not irritate, that is the irritating question
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to irritate
The irritating and irritated of outrageous irritation,
Or to take irritating a sea of irritated
And by irritating end them. To irritate—to irritation,

 

[Brickjectivity]

My being irritated will be over in a few hours.

I may remain irritating after that...I haven't decided yet...

Maybe its the Old Spice.

 

[ChristineM]

Maybe its the Old Spice.

Does that stuff still exist? My dad used when i was knee high to a grasshopper. Eventually mom bought him a bottle of Biba. Eucky aroma gone.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Wu Wei uses Dapper Dan pomade on his fur.

 

[ChristineM]

@Wu Wei uses Dapper Dan pomade on his fur.

No fair, this isn't the insults thread.

 

[Revoltingest]

No fair, this isn't the insults thread.

It's not an insult.

 

[We Never Know]

@Wu Wei uses Dapper Dan pomade on his fur.

 

[ChristineM]

It's not an insult.

Oh!

 

[Stonetree]

It's not an insult.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Stonetree]

@Revoltingest, can a bear have a receding forehead?

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest, can a bear have a receding forehead?

Yes.
It matches the receding chin.
It's what makes'm handsome animals.
(Don't tell @Wu Wei I said that.)

 

[Shadow Wolf]

To irritate or not irritate, that is the irritating question
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to irritate
The irritating and irritated of outrageous irritation,
Or to take irritating a sea of irritated
And by irritating end them. To irritate—to irritation,

Wheres the existential crisis? Some of us actually really like that story due to that, a crisis of faith, end it all now or keep enduring the ****? Irritation wouldn't make the Tipper Gores of the world faint if she knew what it's really saying.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

He a Dapper Dan man, dammit!
And possibly Smiling Bob's dad.

 

[Wu Wei]

@Wu Wei uses Dapper Dan pomade on his fur.

@Revoltingest uses Wurth bearing grease on his hair