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Whatever....who cares...yadda yadda yadda.... shut yer piehole
WHAT!!! Cthulhu!!! He’s an sissified, do nothing, illegal drug supporting, anti-American, commy, hack…
‘Not my fault the truck don’t surf’: Florida man arrested after driving car into the ocean
A Florida man was arrested Tuesday morning after he drove through a closed beach and into the ocean in Volusia County.
Trucks don't surf.
The automobile industry is to blame. They don't make surfing trucks.
If the van cooperates I'll be seeing them Monday.
The Kraken is an Earthling sea monster. Cthulhu is an extra-dimensional alien who dwarves the Kraken.Kraken vs. Cthulhu: An Epic Battle
Once upon a time, deep in the depths of the sea, there lived two powerful creatures; the Kraken and Cthulhu. They had been rivals since time immemorial, always fighting for dominance over the sea.www.bedtimestory.ai
- or - what bard, now gemini: write a very short story about a battle between the kraken and cthulhu"
The storm sang a dirge as two titans awoke. From the abyss, Cthulhu rose, emerald scales slick with the ichor of forgotten epochs. Above, the Kraken stretched, tentacles like storm clouds blotting the sun.
The clash was symphony of chaos. Razor-sharp beaks met squamous skin, tentacles grappled in the churning sea. Each blow sent shockwaves that crippled ships and drowned sailors. Lightning danced on their roars, echoing through the storm-wracked night.
Cthulhu, fueled by madness, lashed out with psychic tendrils, tearing at the Kraken's mind. The beast countered with brute force, crushing the Great Old One's limbs in its vice-like grip. Blood, black as ink and green as bile, stained the waves.
As dawn bloomed, bruised and broken, they finally parted. Cthulhu sank back into the depths, whispering madness to the abyss. The Kraken, one eye milky white from Cthulhu's touch, retreated to its lair.
The storm subsided, leaving only wreckage and whispers of a battle that would be etched in the nightmares of men and the memories of monsters forever. The victor? The sea, stained crimson, held the only answer.
You assert one thing. One of our AI overlords asserts something else. Why not meet on the field of battle to settle which view is accurate?
Fake news, the Kraken wonKraken vs. Cthulhu: An Epic Battle
Once upon a time, deep in the depths of the sea, there lived two powerful creatures; the Kraken and Cthulhu. They had been rivals since time immemorial, always fighting for dominance over the sea.www.bedtimestory.ai
- or - what bard, now gemini: write a very short story about a battle between the kraken and cthulhu"
The storm sang a dirge as two titans awoke. From the abyss, Cthulhu rose, emerald scales slick with the ichor of forgotten epochs. Above, the Kraken stretched, tentacles like storm clouds blotting the sun.
The clash was symphony of chaos. Razor-sharp beaks met squamous skin, tentacles grappled in the churning sea. Each blow sent shockwaves that crippled ships and drowned sailors. Lightning danced on their roars, echoing through the storm-wracked night.
Cthulhu, fueled by madness, lashed out with psychic tendrils, tearing at the Kraken's mind. The beast countered with brute force, crushing the Great Old One's limbs in its vice-like grip. Blood, black as ink and green as bile, stained the waves.
As dawn bloomed, bruised and broken, they finally parted. Cthulhu sank back into the depths, whispering madness to the abyss. The Kraken, one eye milky white from Cthulhu's touch, retreated to its lair.
The storm subsided, leaving only wreckage and whispers of a battle that would be etched in the nightmares of men and the memories of monsters forever. The victor? The sea, stained crimson, held the only answer.
I said RIGHT in the post
Still no pie?
You disagree with one of our AI overlords. Your fate is dire.
Ai isn't a good story teller.You assert one thing. One of our AI overlords asserts something else. Why not meet on the field of battle to settle which view is accurate?