The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

I am sure he will be rapidly promoted to a level of management where he is no longer competent...

When I worked for a big bank before I retired, there was a small chance I'd be promoted. I made sure that was not going to happen because I knew what that was like - the CEO down unleashed **** which wound up burying 1st level managers who also had to deal with **** generated by those reporting to him.

 

[JustGeorge]

Here is something you haven't heard from me before.... the corp network guy is very competent.... and good at what he does........ 1 out of 12 ain't bad....i guess....

Does he feel out of place?

 

[Wu Wei]

Does he feel out of place?

I don't know....they tend to leave him alone..... he's to smart for them

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Here is something you haven't heard from me before.... the corp network guy is very competent.... and good at what he does........ 1 out of 12 ain't bad....i guess....

No, you need eight out of 12 to have the legal requirement for x of y ain't bad, as something that aint bad, when it's based on numbers, must be two out of three. It's not me, it's the law.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I am sure he will be rapidly promoted to a level of management where he is no longer competent...

Maybe that's my problem. I'm too fast a learner and there is no promoting me until I'm incompetent. And corporations have an image to protect. They can let me up near the top, but never to the top with policy decision ability because I'd go to war against other top shots saying my workers can't be entitled to at least one break because "we don't live in California."

 

[sun rise]

We used to joke sarcastically about upper management saying that at their level they dealt with "where the rubber meets the clouds" because they confused what they thought they were dealing with and the reality we dealt with.

 

[Revoltingest]

Maybe that's my problem. I'm too fast a learner and there is no promoting me until I'm incompetent. And corporations have an image to protect. They can let me up near the top, but never to the top with policy decision ability because I'd go to war against other top shots saying my workers can't be entitled to at least one break because "we don't live in California."

Obviously, you must start your own
company to show them all how it's done.

 

[Wu Wei]

No, you need eight out of 12 to have the legal requirement for x of y ain't bad, as something that aint bad, when it's based on numbers, must be two out of three. It's not me, it's the law.

reality is 1 out of 12

 

[Wu Wei]

AAAAAND... I'm getting a migraine....so TTFN

 

[sun rise]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

reality is 1 out of 12

Then that's just ****.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I am getting that.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Obviously, you must start your own
company to show them all how it's done.

That's the plan over the next few months.

 

[Wu Wei]

I want that next to my front door

 

[sun rise]

Did it lose its mind or start waking up as a person?

ChatGPT Appears to Have Lost Its Mind Last Night​

In another example, per the Independent, a prompt asking how to make sundried tomatoes led to the AI telling the user to "utilize as beloved" and "forsake the new fruition morsel in your beloved cookery." Sure, sounds tasty!

This user also shared an excerpt of the AI's philosophical computer musing, which was certainly something:

"It does this as the good work of a web of art for the country, a mouse of science, an easy draw of a sad few, and finally, the global house of art, just in one job in the total rest. The development of such an entire real than land of time is the depth of the computer as a complex character. The education of these designed 'important to them' computer talents is a great, average, or one-room spot for the word of a single part. The elite of its machine or talk is the book of life, and the shared essence of the self of a family is the white coat of the dove. Stand the computer as the most important culture of success, and it is just an understatement."

 

[Wu Wei]

Tylenol actually help.... missed most of the pain... but now my head feels stuffed up and weighs about 50 pounds.... and my eyes want to be closed......thank you post migraine symptoms...

 

[ChristineM]

Did it lose its mind or start waking up as a person?

ChatGPT Appears to Have Lost Its Mind Last Night​

In another example, per the Independent, a prompt asking how to make sundried tomatoes led to the AI telling the user to "utilize as beloved" and "forsake the new fruition morsel in your beloved cookery." Sure, sounds tasty!

This user also shared an excerpt of the AI's philosophical computer musing, which was certainly something:

"It does this as the good work of a web of art for the country, a mouse of science, an easy draw of a sad few, and finally, the global house of art, just in one job in the total rest. The development of such an entire real than land of time is the depth of the computer as a complex character. The education of these designed 'important to them' computer talents is a great, average, or one-room spot for the word of a single part. The elite of its machine or talk is the book of life, and the shared essence of the self of a family is the white coat of the dove. Stand the computer as the most important culture of success, and it is just an understatement."

 

[Wu Wei]

Did it lose its mind or start waking up as a person?

ChatGPT Appears to Have Lost Its Mind Last Night​

In another example, per the Independent, a prompt asking how to make sundried tomatoes led to the AI telling the user to "utilize as beloved" and "forsake the new fruition morsel in your beloved cookery." Sure, sounds tasty!

This user also shared an excerpt of the AI's philosophical computer musing, which was certainly something:

"It does this as the good work of a web of art for the country, a mouse of science, an easy draw of a sad few, and finally, the global house of art, just in one job in the total rest. The development of such an entire real than land of time is the depth of the computer as a complex character. The education of these designed 'important to them' computer talents is a great, average, or one-room spot for the word of a single part. The elite of its machine or talk is the book of life, and the shared essence of the self of a family is the white coat of the dove. Stand the computer as the most important culture of success, and it is just an understatement."

I think its trying to write Vogon poetry

 

[sun rise]

I think its trying to write Vogon poetry

And the creator(s) celebrate

 

[ChristineM]

I think its trying to write Vogon poetry

Not trying but succeeding