The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

Hey know. That's just a door knob that just happens to be placed on a door in the normal spot, with something this is as equally not a man's outline as that pictyre if a pipe is not a pipe.
You're the pervert!

Not surprised at your response..... you always will defend you fellow Californiastanian no matter what I say...If he said the sky was paisley and I said it was blue you'd tell me I was wrong.... or if your fellow Menards hallucinogenic corn fume huffer says the earth was shaped like a rhombus and I said no, sorry its an oblate spheroid...you would tell me I'm wrong just to support them, no matter how far off, whacky, or perverted their post may have been. So...whatever.....

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Driving again, I saw blueberries at the store I prefer. I am remembering they don't actually help sweeten plain yogurt but make its bitterness stand out more.

 

[sun rise]

Pervert...and making fun of someones affliction.... making fun of some poor guy peyronie's disease... FORSHAME!!! BAD DOG...BAD BAD DOG!!!!...I mean not even @John53 or @Stonetree would stoop that low

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You can't, ah, handle some things.

 

[Wu Wei]

You can't, ah, handle some things.

You're DANG RIGHT you SHOULDN'T handle some things...ESPECIALLY in public.... ya deviant degenerate

 

[Revoltingest]

You're DANG RIGHT you SHOULD handle some things...ESPECIALLY in public.... ya deviant degenerate

Don't encourage him to fondle his handle in public.
It's bad enuf when the lipstick makes an appearance.

 

[Wu Wei]

Don't encourage him to fondle his handle in public.
It's bad enuf when the lipstick makes an appearance.

Thank you for pointing out my typographical error....if I didn't change that....the horror...the horror....

it has been fixed, I don't want to make him think I approve of his sick and twisted proclivities

 

[sun rise]

Thank you for pointing out my typographical error....if I didn't change that....the horror...the horror....

it has been fixed, I don't want to make him think I approve of his sick and twisted proclivities

Let's hear it for sick and twisted. Given the sick and twisted news, it's the height of insanity to be sick and twisted.

 

[Wu Wei]

Let's hear it for sick and twisted. Given the sick and twisted news, it's the height of insanity to be sick and twisted.

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!

 

[Stevicus]

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Not much of a car. Hopefully it was half price.

 

[Stevicus]

Not much of a car. Hopefully it was half price.

Maybe the result of a messy divorce settlement. I guess they had to split all their assets.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Stevicus]

This is how we deal with parking violations around here.

 

[sun rise]

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!

Soon you too will be sick and twisted thanks to your work environment. You can feel it growing inside you every time you think of work. There is no escape

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Michael Jackson was a smooth criminal.
Tonight I was dubbed the smooth stabber.
I also noticed I'm faster than most my coworkers. One I did a stab and disconnect in the time I took him to do one stab, and another she started a stab before me, and I finished mine first and was on to the next by the time she finished the one.
I want your blood.
I want your soul.
I want them both RIGHT NOW!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

This is how we deal with parking violations around here.

Some of us would have been happy to fix that car up instead of waste it.

 

[sun rise]

Michael Jackson was a smooth criminal.
Tonight I was dubbed the smooth stabber.
I also noticed I'm faster than most my coworkers. One I did a stab and disconnect in the time I took him to do one stab, and another she started a stab before me, and I finished mine first and was on to the next by the time she finished the one.
I want your blood.
I want your soul.
I want them both RIGHT NOW!

Too bad there's no cosplay stabbing competition for you to enter.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I realized two things at work. One though I'm not good at remembering faces I am very good at remembering tattoos.
Us misfits and outcasts have got to have something going on that lets us identify each other. And this is fine with me. I'd rather be at a White Trash Party, chilling with Juggalos and grab dinner in the hood (I swear, despite all claims I hear the greatest danger to me is elevated cholesterol) than be doing whatever it takes to get noticed by those dysfunctionally normal people.

 

[sun rise]

dysfunctionally normal

functionally abnormal
disfunctionally abnormal
or heaven forbid functionally normal