The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

Too bad there's no cosplay stabbing competition for you to enter.

It actually wouldn't be a bad thing for my dark elf. Baelgora's fighting prowess, after all, is heavily boosted by her healing abilities that keep her alive fighting the fiercest of opponents or keep a group (albeit a small one) alive amd protected should circumstances turn grim.
For Halloween though I'm going to work w9th Jugallete makeup on.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

functionally abnormal
disfunctionally abnormal
or heaven forbid functionally normal

I haven't seen this functionally normal. The better functioning tend to be more like @Revoltingest, and normal is an adjective that doesn't belong attached to him.

 

[Stevicus]

Zoo's potty-mouthed parrots showing signs of cleaning up their act - UPI.com

Officials at a British zoo said a plan to curb the rude habits of their famously potty-mouthed parrots is showing some promising early results.

www.upi.com

Foul-mouthed British parrots.

The Lincolnshire Wildlife Park said in January that its eight profane parrots would be moved in with its flock of 92 more polite birds in the hopes that the badly behaved birds would pick up some more family-friendly words and sounds.

"We could end up with 100 swearing parrots on our hands. Only time will tell," Steve Nichols, chief executive of the park, said at the time.

Nichols said the parrots seem to be doing well after a few weeks with the rest of the flock.

"It's early days still but it's been a good start. We haven't heard any of the really crude language," Nichols told the BBC. "Of course people are still walking up to the enclosure and swearing in front of the parrots, hoping they will copy the words."

So, people are going up to the parrot enclosure and swearing in front in the parrots, hoping to corrupt them and turn them into gutter mouths.

Although there's one parrot which keeps singing "we wish you a Merry Christmas."

 

[sun rise]

I haven't seen this functionally normal. The better functioning tend to be more like @Revoltingest, and normal is an adjective that doesn't belong attached to him.

He's utterly normal and would fit right in any number of places such as Congress.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

****! I hate all this phone crap and things just changing. Why do I have a tiny image over everything with my text messages now?

That wasn't there yesterday. Anyone know what's up with that?

 

[sun rise]

****! I hate all this phone crap and things just changing. Why do I have a tiny image over everything with my text messages now?
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That wasn't there yesterday. Anyone know what's up with that?

No but outside of swearing and thinking about smashing it was a 16lb sledgehammer, I get even more annoyed if it does not clear up when I reboot the phone

 

[Wu Wei]

Soon you too will be sick and twisted thanks to your work environment. You can feel it growing inside you every time you think of work. There is no escape

Nope, not me..... I'm going for evil and unforgiving

 

[Stonetree]

Who could not stab their way out of a paper bag? GUESS!

 

[Stonetree]

@Shadow Wolf ...My sleeves are rolled-up, Wolf. Ha, ha, ha..

 

[Shadow Wolf]

No but outside of swearing and thinking about smashing it was a 16lb sledgehammer, I get even more annoyed if it does not clear up when I reboot the phone

I just recently beat some rust monsters into submission with a 25# sledgehammer.
I'm absolutely positive and sure it will also prevent further such frustrations, and all future frustrations, with my "phone."

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I miss real phones, especially because then people didn't expect you to have your Matrix Leash on hand.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

As I'm promising myself to enter in all my receipts (for tax purposes) at least once a week, I realized ****, I don't even have my computer turned on most the time (anymore especially to help extend what life it has left before things go bad) and I'm trying to make myself enter the data into a spread sheet daily?

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Revoltingest]

I plan to put brakes on my new small aluminum trailer.
I'll also need a 7-pin connecter installed on the Sienna.
And a brake controller.
That should total about a grand.
But avoiding one accident or even a close call will make it worth the cost.

 

[sun rise]

I'll bet their legal services would extend to wolves especially @Shadow Wolf

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Stevicus]

The Story Behind the Iconic ‘Dogs Playing Poker’ Paintings

Find out how these iconic paintings came to be.

mymodernmet.com

Looks like the dogs' poker game has finally been busted.

 

[JustGeorge]

I'll bet their legal services would extend to wolves especially @Shadow Wolf
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A couple years ago, my niece was babysitting Ares.

We came in to hear that he'd thrown a decorative stand and then peed on the rug.

I think my niece was a little upset that she hadn't been able to prevent it. I pretended to be upset, and I let her know that I was. And then ended it with "I wanted to be the first to pee on the new rug!"

Got a good laugh out of her.

 

[Stonetree]

A couple years ago, my niece was babysitting Ares.

We came in to hear that he'd thrown a decorative stand and then peed on the rug.

I think my niece was a little upset that she hadn't been able to prevent it. I pretended to be upset, and I let her know that I was. And then ended it with "I wanted to be the first to pee on the new rug!"

Got a good laugh out of her.

The worst thing I ever did to a rug was spill brown liquid shoe polish on a light gray rug....I had put the polish on newspaper while I polished my shoes; thinking the paper was enough to protect the rug.