The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

I'm not even retired yet and Mrs Wu is trying to micromanage my retirement......

 

[ChristineM]

I'm not even retired yet and Mrs Wu is trying to micromanage my retirement......

Makes sense to me

 

[JustGeorge]

I'm not even retired yet and Mrs Wu is trying to micromanage my retirement......

Would you expect anything less?

Does she have you painting ceilings? Sweeping gutters? Weaving baskets?

 

[Wu Wei]

Would you expect anything less?

Does she have you painting ceilings? Sweeping gutters? Weaving baskets?

No, starting a business..... not in IT..... real estate management......and no, it ain't gonna happen

 

[JustGeorge]

No, starting a business..... not in IT..... real estate management......and no, it ain't gonna happen

That doesn't sound like retirement.

 

[Wu Wei]

That doesn't sound like retirement.

There is a reason for that...it isn't retirement

 

[sun rise]

All my wife really cared about when I retired was that I did not try to manage let alone micromanage what she did and when she did it.

 

[JustGeorge]

I have no plans for Sam's retirement.

 

[Wu Wei]

All my wife really cared about when I retired was that I did not try to manage let alone micromanage what she did and when she did it.

My wife is convinced all I am going to do is sit around and do nothing. The fact I have told her on several occasions what my plans are, none of which are to sit around and do nothing, actually I will be moving a whole lot more, seems to have not had any effect at all

 

[JustGeorge]

My wife is convinced all I am going to do is sit around and do nothing. The fact I have told her on several occasions what my plans are, none of which are to sit around and do nothing, actually I will be moving a whole lot more, seems to have not had any effect at all

Why not?

 

[sun rise]

I have no plans for Sam's retirement.

Does he have plans?

 

[JustGeorge]

Does he have plans?

Nope.

 

[Wu Wei]

Why not?

She has her plans and tends not to listen

 

[JustGeorge]

She has her plans and tends not to listen

That's unfortunate.

 

[JustGeorge]

My retirement plans are to run off and join a hippy commune.

I'm not a hippy, but I think I might do well on one.

 

[Wu Wei]

My retirement plans are to run off and join a hippy commune.

I'm not a hippy, but I think I might do well on one.

HIPPY COMMUNE!!!!!

 

[JustGeorge]

HIPPY COMMUNE!!!!!

Don't worry, I'll leave your pic-i-nic basket on the edge of the perimeters.

I've been an extrovert stuck in an introvert's world too long. I lack charm and social skills. But, I'm nice. I also like to play in the mud, lay on the grass, and be surrounded by nature.

I think a commune should do just fine for me.

 

[Wu Wei]

So I send an email
Request equipment for people I name
tell them what I want
Tell them how many

Response..... who is this for and how many do you need

 

[Wu Wei]

Don't worry, I'll leave your pic-i-nic basket on the edge of the perimeters.

I've been an extrovert stuck in an introvert's world too long. I lack charm and social skills. But, I'm nice. I also like to play in the mud, lay on the grass, and be surrounded by nature.

I think a commune should do just fine for me.

 

[sun rise]

I also like to play in the mud, lay on the grass, and be surrounded by nature.

We'd make fun play mates