The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[Sanctuary-Seeker]

Nor to me, or to many people here. And she's definitely not unimportant.

Hmm... I think we're getting far to mushy here. Time for...


... BADGER CALISTHENICS!!!

:badger::badger::badger::badger::badger:

That seems better than dancing hampsters.

Exercise away little badger dudes

 

[whereismynotecard]

Anyhow, I hope you're over your cold soon.

I don't have a cold... just a headache, and it is quite gone now.

Yeah well she wont listen to me..But thats O.K..At least I said my peace and worried so I sprout another YES another gray hair..

Mostly about her sadness..She feels ignored,unimportant..and invisible...

She isnt invisible to me.

Blessings

Dallas

Nor to me, or to many people here. And she's definitely not unimportant.

Hmm... I think we're getting far to mushy here. Time for...


... BADGER CALISTHENICS!!!

:badger::badger::badger::badger::badger:

Thank you guys, but I'm fine. I feel happier now than I have in a long time, thanks to my new philosophy of laughing at everything, especaily when it is something that would noramally make me angry or sad...

For instance... I spilled coffee all over my hand, and leg, and all over the floor, because I was pouring hot water into the cup, and I missed the cup and poured it on my hand instead; I instinctively jerked my hand away, but it was the hand in which I held the mostly-full cup of very hot coffee, and it got everywhere. Instead of getting angry, I laughed, and cleaned it, and then came in here, to my room to talk to the religious forums people. Because I love you guys.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I think taking the advil cold and sinus, without eating anything, and with the combination of coffee and Mt. Dew has a much stronger effect than if I had eaten, and hadn't had coffee and Mt. Dew...

 

[whereismynotecard]

Oh my gosh!! My mom cooked food... I've been hungry for a while. Hooray!!

 

[whereismynotecard]

I'm starting to feel like I will throw up... this has been happening every time I eat something... I never throw up... I just feel like I might.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Thank you guys, but I'm fine. I feel happier now than I have in a long time, thanks to my new philosophy of laughing at everything, especaily when it is something that would noramally make me angry or sad...

For instance... I spilled coffee all over my hand, and leg, and all over the floor, because I was pouring hot water into the cup, and I missed the cup and poured it on my hand instead; I instinctively jerked my hand away, but it was the hand in which I held the mostly-full cup of very hot coffee, and it got everywhere. Instead of getting angry, I laughed, and cleaned it, and then came in here, to my room to talk to the religious forums people. Because I love you guys.

Aww...

Fun story time!

A few years back, I was doing some body work on my car... actually, repairing old, bad body work.

A couple years before that, my sister had been driving the car (and was actually in a funeral procession) when a car behind her lost its brakes; the driver decided that instead of rear-ending one car, she'd straddle the lane marking and ping-pong between the two lines of cars, doing body damage to a whole bunch of cars, including mine. We found out later that the body shop we took the car to just slapped bondo on over the dent without doing any prep work at all.

Anyhow, the bad repair was starting to crack and peel, so I decided to do it properly myself. The first step was grinding away all the bondo to find good metal to use as a base for the new repair. I was using a wire brush in an electric drill; the safety goggles I was wearing had a strap that hung down a bit too much, and I was way too focused on my grinding... and, well, I snagged the strap on the wire brush. In a flash, the strap wound around the shaft and the drill and wire brush suddenly zipped straight at my face, cracking my goggles and cutting a nice gouge out of my cheek. I wrestled with the drill for a while (which was still turned on, and still trying to get closer to my face) until I could get a hand free to unplug it.

So... besides the fact that this is the only instance that I know of where safety glasses actually caused an injury, I guess the point is that everyone has episodes of clutziness.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Aww...

Fun story time!

A few years back, I was doing some body work on my car... actually, repairing old, bad body work.

A couple years before that, my sister had been driving the car (and was actually in a funeral procession) when a car behind her lost its brakes; the driver decided that instead of rear-ending one car, she'd straddle the lane marking and ping-pong between the two lines of cars, doing body damage to a whole bunch of cars, including mine. We found out later that the body shop we took the car to just slapped bondo on over the dent without doing any prep work at all.

Anyhow, the bad repair was starting to crack and peel, so I decided to do it properly myself. The first step was grinding away all the bondo to find good metal to use as a base for the new repair. I was using a wire brush in an electric drill; the safety goggles I was wearing had a strap that hung down a bit too much, and I was way too focused on my grinding... and, well, I snagged the strap on the wire brush. In a flash, the strap wound around the shaft and the drill and wire brush suddenly zipped straight at my face, cracking my goggles and cutting a nice gouge out of my cheek. I wrestled with the drill for a while (which was still turned on, and still trying to get closer to my face) until I could get a hand free to unplug it.

So... besides the fact that this is the only instance that I know of where safety glasses actually caused an injury, I guess the point is that everyone has episodes of clutziness.

My coffee incident would have probably been amusing to witness... It didn't help that I was drugged out on Advil either... I don't even know how I poured the water all over my hand instead of in the cup... What was I thinking?? Nothing apparently...

 

[cardero]

Netflix just apologized to me (personally) for delivering my movies late and have offered a 5% reduction towards this month's fee.

They apologized to ME!!!

 

[whereismynotecard]

Netflix just apologized to me (personally) for delivering my movies late and have offered a 5% reduction towards this month's fee.

They apologized to ME!!!

Hooray!!

The inside of the left side of my head feels itchy, or like there is gum in it... I don't know how to explain it... Like my ear and behind my eye have this odd pressure... :sarcastic

 

[whereismynotecard]

Here is my announcements:

I have a Dr. Pepper.
I think I might buy french fries after school.
I've got to go to my 1:00 class soon... I think I can wait a few more minutes before I start to walk over there...

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Attention:

Multiple passengers may ride on one multi-ride ticket, as long as the ticket is cancelled once for each passenger and the ticket holder spins around three times (clockwise for eastbound trains, counterclockwise for westbound trains).

For southbound trains, for your safety, passengers without snorkels should proceed to the upper level of the car immediately after boarding.

Thank you for your patience.

All aboard!

 

[Willamena]

If it's not fun, you're not doing it right.

 

[Inky]

Announcements!

1. I love my boyfriend so much! He is the awesomest person in the world and I am the luckiest person in the world because I get to move to California with him in a few months after graduation! Yay!

2. Gin and soda is good, and so is Coke and bourbon.

3. I'm tipsy.

4. My boyfriend is ALSO incredibly sexy.

5. I'm going to walk to the store to buy some flowers for my room, so I will no longer be near the gin. Goodbye, gin! Goodnight, forum!

 

[Inky]

Also my desktop background is a cute baby pig sniffing a daffodil, and if I let my eyes unfocus they merge into a horrible daffodil pig!

 

[whereismynotecard]

My desktop background is the same as my signature. Woooot!! I love those fictional guys...

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

My desktop background is the same as my signature. Woooot!! I love those fictional guys...

I have no idea who those people are.


May I have your attention please!

Based on this, along with the fact that I think most music on the radio is crap compared to when I was in high school and other evidence, I am officially declaring myself an old coot who is out of touch with pop culture. Please prepare yourself for the inevitable sight of me wearing pants hiked up to my nipples fastened with a white belt, shaking a broom at local teenagers and telling them to get haircuts.

That is all.

 

[BucephalusBB]

I have no idea who those people are.

Neither do I, but I did find them on the net

 

[mrscardero]

Metalocalypse follows the exploits of the part-American/part-Scandinavian death metal band Dethklok.
It's a TV show you will find on Adult Swim.

From left to right: William Murderface, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Nathan Explosion, Pickles, and Toki Wartooth.

 

[Willamena]

That coffee was just what I needed.

 

[Magic Man]

Attention:

I am real.

Thank you, carry on.