The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[DallasApple]

I watered one of my plants but it died anyway.That happens to me all the time.

The end.

 

[DallasApple]

I have no idea who those people are.


May I have your attention please!

Based on this, along with the fact that I think most music on the radio is crap compared to when I was in high school and other evidence, I am officially declaring myself an old coot who is out of touch with pop culture. Please prepare yourself for the inevitable sight of me wearing pants hiked up to my nipples fastened with a white belt, shaking a broom at local teenagers and telling them to get haircuts.

That is all.

Keep flipping the stations..Sometimes they play Purple Rain.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Metalocalypse follows the exploits of the part-American/part-Scandinavian death metal band Dethklok.
It's a TV show you will find on Adult Swim.

From left to right: William Murderface, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Nathan Explosion, Pickles, and Toki Wartooth.

Hooray!!

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Metalocalypse follows the exploits of the part-American/part-Scandinavian death metal band Dethklok.
It's a TV show you will find on Adult Swim.

From left to right: William Murderface, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Nathan Explosion, Pickles, and Toki Wartooth.

May I have your attention please!

I do not get Adult Swim. Some Adult Swim cartoons are shown on TeleToon, but apparently not Metalocalypse. It seems I am out of touch because I am Canadian, not because I am an old coot.

I now have the following for sale:
- white belt, size 36.
- straw broom.

Both are out of the package but are in as-new condition and have been worn/shaken only once.

Thank you. That is all.

 

[whereismynotecard]

May I have your attention please!

I do not get Adult Swim. Some Adult Swim cartoons are shown on TeleToon, but apparently not Metalocalypse. It seems I am out of touch because I am Canadian, not because I am an old coot.

I now have the following for sale:
- white belt, size 36.
- straw broom.

Both are out of the package but are in as-new condition and have been worn/shaken only once.

Thank you. That is all.

First of all: Buy Metalocalypse on DVD, because it is funny.

Second of all: How much do you want for the straw broom??

 

[mrscardero]

I bought new games for my DS today. We went to the Comic Book Store.
I was handcuffed so I wasn't able to pick up a comic book or comic book
figure from the BASEMENT. So I used my mouth.
Dirty mouth! Clean it with Orbit!

 

[whereismynotecard]

I bought new games for my DS today. We went to the Comic Book Store.
I was handcuffed so I wasn't able to pick up a comic book or comic book
figure from the BASEMENT. So I used my mouth.
Dirty mouth! Clean it with Orbit!

Why were you handcuffed?

 

[ChristineES]

Big Announcement:

Uh, oh.
I forgot what it was

Never Mind

 

[whereismynotecard]

Big Announcement:

Uh, oh.
I forgot what it was

Never Mind

Wooooooooot!!

 

[mrscardero]

Why were you handcuffed?

Because when ever we go to the comic book store, I come out with a cart full of goodies. We don't have room for all the figures and comic books. So if I am handcuffed, either I leave the store with no items or one item in my mouth.

Plus, we ran out of duct tape.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Because when ever we go to the comic book store, I come out with a cart full of goodies. We don't have room for all the figures and comic books. So if I am handcuffed, either I leave the store with no items or one item in my mouth.

Plus, we ran out of duct tape.

That is interestingly unusual.

 

[cardero]

Not having enough church experience, today mrscardero was surprised to find she only had a 5 dollar bill for the collection basket. Thinking that 5 dollars was too much, she efficiently traded the 5 dollar bill with a few singles.

 

[cardero]

Not having enough church experience, today mrscardero was surprised to find she only had a 5 dollar bill for the collection basket. Thinking that 5 dollars was too much, she efficiently traded the 5 dollar bill with a few singles.

Though I could not attend this religious dedication ceremony of Rizza's twin niece and nephew, I was just infromed that not one family member in attendance asked where I was or even how I was doing.

 

[mrscardero]

My sister packed me some food during the reception while
I was holding my nephew who fell asleep on me. I couldn't
wait to get to work and heat my food up. I put it in the
microwave for 10 minutes and it was still cold.

Needless to say, all I had was a certs and antacid for
lunch and dinner. I had food in my locker, canned soups,
which required heating.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I put it in the
microwave for 10 minutes and it was still cold.

......Did you turn the microwave on??

 

[whereismynotecard]

Guess what I saw in the parking lot...

A squirell without a tail... He was alive too... Just running about... without a tail... What a weirdo.

 

[ChristineES]

Guess what I saw in the parking lot...

A squirell without a tail... He was alive too... Just running about... without a tail... What a weirdo.

Pretty brave squirrel. He knew he had to keep going or die. He chose to live.

 

[mrscardero]

......Did you turn the microwave on??

It beeped after 10 minutes was up so I think it was on.

 

[Sunstone]

Announcement:

I am wearing no pants today.

That is all.

 

[mrscardero]

Announcement:

I am wearing no pants today.

That is all.

Just trying to see if I can see you from here in NY to Colorado.

PHIL!!!!...........................

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