whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Turkey Bacon
Egg
Hash brown
Egg
Hash brown
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What are you eating?
- Thread starter Draka
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Smoke
Done here.
Personally, I can never stop at just one.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
TurkeyOnRye
Well-Known Member
I only cooked one.
The same thing happened to me the other night! But instead of hash browns, it was yaki-soba noodles.
Metalic Wings
Active Member
Rye sandwich! (not kidding, either ;D)
Rogue Cardinal
Devil's Advocate
Honey BBQ chicken wings.....yum yum got me some!
Morse
To Extinguish
Rogue Cardinal
Devil's Advocate
Rogue Cardinal
Devil's Advocate
You should slap the cashier and tell them to get back on the job.
Rogue Cardinal
Devil's Advocate
You should have left the church and went fishing. Or you could have gone to a boneless chicken farm. I find boneless chicken are particularly easy to catch since they cannot run so well.
Morse
To Extinguish
They tried walking for the chicken, but they only walked for a day.
So they tried to teach the chickens to walk, but alas, no bones means no walking.
So they taught the chickens religion, and now the chickens are happily enjoying their lives lying prostrate before an omnipotent being known as the Po- I mean, God.
So they tried to teach the chickens to walk, but alas, no bones means no walking.
So they taught the chickens religion, and now the chickens are happily enjoying their lives lying prostrate before an omnipotent being known as the Po- I mean, God.
Rogue Cardinal
Devil's Advocate
And unfortunately God doesn't answer the prayers of crippled chickens. For they are lame and imperfect. They are an abomination to their creator.
Rogue Cardinal
Devil's Advocate
But you didn't partake of the flesh and blood of the chicken. You were supposed to. You must not have had enough faith.
Rogue Cardinal
Devil's Advocate
Yes but you desire the chicken much like a devoutee of the faith would desire their creator. Thus, you should partake of the chickens flesh and blood. It's the only way to be fulfilled.