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What is wrong with those people who think that a human can be God?

LuisDantas

Aura of atheification
Premium Member
I hereby open myself up to the best jokes you can come up with about my beliefs and religion! I have probably heard of them all.
Likewise. But be warned, I am a terrible joker...

"How many schools of Hinduism exist? It depends. Is it noon already?"

"Is Buddhism a form of Hinduism? Sure. Of course not. Maybe. It depends. What answer do you prefer?"

"Why can't Hindus decide on the number of arms and the skin color of their Devas? Because of the availability of colored ink. Oh, right, the distribution of extra arms has been very difficult in some seasons as well."

"So, is Hinduism monotheistic, henotheistic, polytheistic, monist, atheistic or what?

Yes. Mainly 'what', but yes."
 

Acim

Revelation all the time
they simply don’t deal in the truth. They have fantasy perceptions of the world around them (and the people in it) that they convince themselves are real. Rather like a child, they live in a pretend world. And like a child with an invisible friend, it is very, very real to them.

What is wrong with those people who think that a human can be God?

Fantasy perceptions of the world? Like thinking the physical is real without having anything non-physical able to provide verification of that reality, thus knowing it is an illusion, but ought to be treated as real anyway? Those kind of fantasy perceptions? Might want to check which is the pretend world, where defense, education and health are all done in pretend ways.

Seeing the divine in everyone takes Innocence and Courage. Seeing the opposite is not really seeing.
 

Kirran

Premium Member
Likewise. But be warned, I am a terrible joker...

"How many schools of Hinduism exist? It depends. Is it noon already?"

"Is Buddhism a form of Hinduism? Sure. Of course not. Maybe. It depends. What answer do you prefer?"

"Why can't Hindus decide on the number of arms and the skin color of their Devas? Because of the availability of colored ink. Oh, right, the distribution of extra arms has been very difficult in some seasons as well."

"So, is Hinduism monotheistic, henotheistic, polytheistic, monist, atheistic or what?

Yes. Mainly 'what', but yes."

Not bad! Your joke standard is made up for by your knowledge of Hinduism!

Maybe I should start a dedicated thread - 'Your Best Mocking Jokes About My Religion'.
 

sovietchild

Well-Known Member
Muslims don't have landmarks/tourist traps too?
Hmm trap, I like that word. Like a spider web. Violation breads violation. %65 of Brazilians are Catholics. If Catholic religion is a violated religion, then it only breads violation.

But as it IS a tourist trap, if you take it down, you not only have to spend even MORE money to do so, which is money not in the pockets of the poor, but you also destroy the jobs of everyone in the tourist industry related to that particular icon.

Yes I gotta agree with you people will lose their jobs. However those people can go work in the airport, because more people would want to come to that nation. I mean think about of what kind of publicity it would give to the Brazil. Brazil will be all over the news in the world. #1 topic in every country. Think of what kind of money it could bring back. I think Brazil has a bigger potential with out that statue. That statue is sabotaging the nation.
 
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Godobeyer

the word "Islam" means "submission" to God
Premium Member
Look up Hong Kong, Japan, Singapore, Norway and Iceland rates on there. Norway and Iceland are Christian. They also have statues. That should make it clear your hypothesis doesn't work.
I think violence rate, relate much with poverty and reachable of guns case.
 

LuisDantas

Aura of atheification
Premium Member
Hmm trap, I like that word. Like a spider web. Violation breads violation. %65 of Brazilians are Catholics. If Catholic religion is a violated religion, then it only breads violation.

Uh, are you saying that the existence of the Cristo Redentor somehow violates Catholicism?

I am sure that would surprise many a Catholic. They seem to have even less of a problem with the statue than I do.

It is just a statue. It sort of implies that there are many Christians in Rio. And since that is quite true, I fail to see why that is a problem.

Yes I gotta agree with you people will lose their jobs. However those people can go work in the airport, because more people would want to come to that nation. I mean think about of what kind of publicity it would give to the Brazil. Brazil will be all over the news in the world. #1 topic in every country. Think of what kind of money it could bring back. I think Brazil has a bigger potential with out that statue. That statue is sabotaging the nation.
Uh, no.

Tourism is not at all likely to soar due to a lack of statue, I think.

Trust me, it is a fairly pleasant statue all things told. It is not like it irradiates a field of hate or anything.
 

sovietchild

Well-Known Member
Uh, are you saying that the existence of the Cristo Redentor somehow violates Catholicism?

I am sure that would surprise many a Catholic. They seem to have even less of a problem with the statue than I do.

It is just a statue. It sort of implies that there are many Christians in Rio. And since that is quite true, I fail to see why that is a problem.


Uh, no.

Tourism is not at all likely to soar due to a lack of statue, I think.

Trust me, it is a fairly pleasant statue all things told. It is not like it irradiates a field of hate or anything.

There is an action and a reaction. Since that statue is an action, and if the action is violated, then you would have a violated reaction, that would spread like a decease.
 

LuisDantas

Aura of atheification
Premium Member
There is an action and a reaction. Since that statue is an action, and if the action is violated, then you would have a violated reaction, that would spread like a decease.
I don't even know what the violation would be. At this point I am honestly not sure whether you approve of removing the statue.

It truly feels like you are seeing it as much bigger a deal than most anyone in Brazil.
 

Jumi

Well-Known Member
I think violence rate, relate much with poverty and reachable of guns case.
I agree with poverty, but think education and youth culture have a lot to do with it. Are we educating the younger generations to right conduct? In my country we have a very high amount of guns in hands of civilians, but not much murders or violence. Our richer neighbor has much less guns, but more violence and murder...
 
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